Trading jokes
Member Since Jan 31, 2014
83 posts
Apr 01, 2015 at 07:42
A talking dog walks into a job centre
' I need a job' he says to a young lady behind the counter.
'F**k me' she thinks 'A talking dog'
'Can you give me an hour or two and I'll see what I can do'
'Well' says the dog ' I've a bit of shopping to do so I'll pop back later'
The dog returns 3 hours later and the young lady says 'Good News, I've got you a job in the Circus'
'The Circus ?' the dog says ' What the f**k does a circus want with an Investment Banker'
' I need a job' he says to a young lady behind the counter.
'F**k me' she thinks 'A talking dog'
'Can you give me an hour or two and I'll see what I can do'
'Well' says the dog ' I've a bit of shopping to do so I'll pop back later'
The dog returns 3 hours later and the young lady says 'Good News, I've got you a job in the Circus'
'The Circus ?' the dog says ' What the f**k does a circus want with an Investment Banker'
Si eius XCIX% Ius ergo est Nefas - Sileo processus (If its 99% Right then it is Wrong - Restart the process)
Member Since Jul 10, 2014
1117 posts
Apr 18, 2015 at 14:28
ahuruglica posted:
Hahahaha, I can actually see that happening.
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