The New Trading Mafia

if my work is what i think it might be, it is the absolute pimp code to trade with.

i am going to legally rob banks.

yes, i am.

i will accept nothing less than this.

i am not interested in anything less than this.

second place is for btches.

15 hrs remaining.

2 hrs 30 mins remaining.

as i was saying, i am quite perhaps putting the finishing touches onto a very strong and quite original arbitrage trading system.

it has been my observation that most traders focus only on the making of a pip.

i focused on many other issues.

i studied intelligence and i studied belief systems.
 
i wanted to know what makes people tick and also what makes traders make the decisions that they make.

2 hrs 10 mins remaining.

zero/.

So may I ask what brought you to Oanda forums if you're not trading with those morons?
And lemme ask (since I'm not frequenting other forums) what have they done so they upset you so much?

I'll tell you something - next time why not give them the silent treatment. Just don't post there anymore 😁

Hmm, new kind of arbitrage, legal bank robbery ... hmm, I'll be happy to see your success. I wish you good luck and great results.
If you conceive it, you can achieve it, right?



You know, every other month appears a new groundbreaking idea, which is the result of years of hard and devoted work. But there's one thing missing every time: an equity curve to back those claims. I call these lads 'penniless genius'.

I hope this time it will be different - to put my money where my mouth is, I am willing to bet $10 that in the next 3 months we're gonna see a real, verified account from you with more than 1k USD balance. Anyone?

No, don't take it personal .. it's just gambling ... playing with money and betting on an uncertain outcome.

if i were you, i'd hang onto that ten bucks.

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ok. every body get freaky and do the arbitrage dance.

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i will probably never figure this out.

but when i do, it is going to get dirty.

yeah.

it looks like they already miss me over at the oanda forum...

zero/.

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now, when i said that my work was based on a physics theory...

i dont know that i really meant physics, not in the literal sense of the word..

maybe i meant physical education..

oh wait, i am lost...

has anybody seen my puppy?

i must find my puppy.

here rover, come rover, come to zero..

my work has never looked this nice.

what ever.

anyways, it is now chic music time..

hi zero.
what are you testing here? looks like one idea from o. forum i'm trying something like this on one subaccount time to time but i still dont know if it can be of any use for me.

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pikachu2000 posted:
hi zero.
what are you testing here? looks like one idea from o. forum i'm trying something like this on one subaccount time to time but i still dont know if it can be of any use for me.

probably i can understand the of no use issue..

i have the absolute pimp code for the forex.

i have worked on this for approx seven long and hard years.

my future trading efforts will not be of a speculative nature.

my work in this field of trading is going to be simply glorious.

wonderful.

that is my favorite word, you know, wonderful.

in the oanda forum, i was rather harsh.

my behaviour there was all about my studying the other traders.

it was my goal to push them to the outer limits.

and that i did.

you know, i played my class clown act in the oanda forum but i am no class clown.

i remember once when i went to a computer auction and i wanted to buy every thing there.

i scoped out the other potential big buyers and i approached one of them and i asked him what this was all about...

i asked him if there were any good computers to be had here.

he actually told me about a few problem computers that i was not aware of.

i then asked him if any of these computers would run d. o. s.

i acted like i did not know what was up.

he proceeded to explain the new windows operating system to me and explained to me that he could install it on one of them for me.

you should have seen his jaw drop when i brought every computer at that auction.

i am so running on fumes right now.

but i dont care.

it does not matter to me.

i expect to be in the bahamas shortly.

it is my opinion, digitally, that the gbpaud is topping out atm.

i am playing it live.

i just turned a thirty dollar profit on my little account with a $-7.19 drawdown.

if i am right about these numbers, and i am hopeful, i will never lose again.

i do realize that most will scoff at these words.

i have stated openly in this forum and definitely at the oanda forum that i lived my life as a criminal for the better part of ten years.

i stole from banks and from companies.

banks do not just give that money away.

if they even so much as get a clue that they are being stolen from, they lock down everything.

i remember one time when i had the head of security on my phone, not just some guy that worked in the security department, but the head of security of a very well known shipping company called me about one of my shipments...

he left a message on my voice mail.

i called him back and asked him what he wanted.

he informed me that my shipment had all of the telltale signs of being a fraudulent shipment.

of course it did.

one of things that i did was that i designed and printed my own cashiers checks.

i remember when i decided to print up some cashiers checks.

the first thing that i did was to think about the process for quite a while, at least six to nine months if i remember correctly.

anyways, one morning i decided to give it a go.

so, i wondered if i should make my checks look identical to bank of america's checks or like first whatever bank's checks.

and then i thought to myself that i didnt even know what bank of america's cashiers check looks like.

so i got into my car and drove around and when i would see a bank i would go in and request to purchase a cashiers check in the amount of ten dollars and would you please make it out to abc electroncs.

they all looked at me funny and told me that it was going to cost me a five or ten dollar fee to purchase the check..

no worries, i said, please issue the check to me.

oh yes, plz do not fold or mutilate the check, i requested of them all..

i brought into the bank a nice and clean manilla file folder and placed the new check into the folder and then when i got back to my car i placed the new check into another folder that contained the other checks.

i didnt want to walk into the bank and have them see all of the other checks, so i left the others in the car.

anyways, when i got home i first cleaned off the kitchen table and then i laid out a large sheet of clean white paper that i had purchased at an art supply and i taped it to the table.

i do not want the new checks to get any stains or whatever on them.

i want them to be clean and fresh.

i laid out all of the checks onto the white paper on the table and examined them all, side by side.

none of them really looked alike.

except that they all had somewhere on the check the words CASHIERS CHECK and they all had the words PAY TO THE ORDER OF and they all had a line where the who it was payable to would be filled in and they all had one or two signature lines.

so, i decided not to attempt to make my new check look like any other bank's check.

i decided to make mine original.

i felt that if i did not know what any bank's check looks like then most likely nobody else does either.

i went down to a local computer dealer and purchased the finest lexmark printer on the market.

it set me back by about $2500.00

it was some kind of a postscript printer.

while shopping for the printer, i patiently examined the printer and allowed the salesman to sell me on the printer.

what if the printer doesnt do for me what i need, i thought.

i will be stuck with a $2500.00 printer.

we dont want that, now do we?

i was already aware that this computer dealer had a 30 day return policy.

but i did not inquire about the 30 day policy.

i waited for the salesman to suggest that i take it home and that if i did not like it that i could just bring it back.

even after he suggested this to me, i examined it some more and then went home and came back a couple of days later and made the purchase in cash.

i also purchased the corel draw professional software package and that set me back about $600.00

i got the printer home and it did do some wonderful graphics.

but, no matter what i did to it, no matter what command that i sent to the printer, it would not produce crisp black color.

i needed crisp black color.

i worked with it for about two weeks, but no crisp black color.

not wanting to push the envelope regarding my 30 day return policy, i loaded it into the car and took it back to the dealer.

omg, was he pissed.

he did not want that printer back.

i kept my cool and insisted that that salesman right there told me that i could bring it back in thirty days if it did not work for me and also right there in large letters hanging over your checkout lane it says that your products all carry a 30 day return policy.

omg, again, he was fried.

he told me that the printer has an internal odometer and it shows that i have made several hundred printouts and that also the majority of the toner cartridge was almost empty.

no worries for me.

slight loss for him.

he then wanted to pay me my refund by check.

no sir, i insisted.

i paid you in cash and therefore i would like to be paid my refund in cash.

omg, his butt squeeked while he was counting out those hundreds to me.

do you know what printer i ended up using?

some standard hewlett packard bubblejet deskjet thing that cost me about $180.00

it had a slot for a color cartridge and it had a slot for a black cartridge.

if i had the color cartridge in, it would produce nice colors but it would not do nice and crisp black color.

so, i used the color cartridge to print the color stuff and the black cartridge to print the black stuff.

so, i laid out my check using corel draw professional in two layers, one contained the logo in color and the other layer contained the rest of the check which was to be printed in black.

i had to run a single sheet of paper thru the printer twice.

one time to print the color layer and one time to print the black layer of the image.

it would skew the two images a lot, the black image would be all cockeyed and what not, i had to try about four times or so to get a good check.

no worries, i was gonna be passing these things for 10k to 15k, i can afford to waste a couple of sheets of paper.

my checks were so flawlessly beautiful.

so, what kind of paper did i use?

i wondered how i would produce the background for the check and what kind of paper i would use.

i thought about having a printer company produce my background for me.

but i ended up buying a paper that is called safety paper from a local paper company and it was fairly inexpensive.

it had this nice zigzag pattern on it that is commonly used for personal checks.

i wondered if people would make the connection that this was a pattern that normally goes onto personal checks and would this make them toss up security flags and would it blow my deals..

but no, it turns out that the mind associates this pattern with bank checks in general, so i used the pattern.

my first check that i passed was for something like 12k.

i called up a small computer company and told them that we were thinking of upgrading our computers and would they mind giving to me a price on a few items..

the salesman was quite helpful.

i hired a private delivery service and instructed them that i needed them to pickup an envelope from a specific address and that they would be taking the envelope to a secondary location and that they would be picking up a few packages from said secondary location and that they would be bringing said packages back to the original pickup location.

the driver picked up the envelope, on schedule.

i made sure that he did not see me follow him to the secondary location, the computer dealer, and i sat across the street and observed him entering the company.

i started my stopwatch on my favorite casio calculator watch.

i figured that if he would go in and come out in a few minutes that all was kosher.

but if he remained inside for more than eight to ten minutes that all might not be cool.

if police cars begin arriving, we definitely have a kink in the pipeline.

he was in and out of the store in all of less than five minutes.

the boxes were fairly small, nothing that one couldnt carry under his arm easily.

i watched him to see if he was acting nervous or if he exhibited any strange behaviour or if he was rubbernecking..

rubbernecking is a term used that means that you are looking around a lot.

no rubbernecking, no suspicious behaviour on his part.

i started my car and raced past him and as i was passing him in my car which had heavily tinted windows i observed that he seemed quite calm and casual, all seemed cool.

i arrived at the original pickup location a few minutes before him and i scoped out the scene and determined that all looked cool and i proceeded into the lobby of the office building and casually waited by the elevators for him to enter the building.

as he entered the building, i allowed him to approach me and inform me that he had my packages.

great, i said.

i signed for them and went home.

my buyer paid me approx sixty five cents on the dollar for the components.

anyways, so one time i had the head of security call me to tell me that my shipment had all of the earmarks of a fraudulent shipment.

how long might this delay my delivery, i asked him.

not long, he assured me.

so, how are you today, i asked him.

fine, he said.

so, where are you located at, i asked him.

he told me that he was in the security department in the national headquarters.

this wasnt just some punk in the security department, this was the actual head of security for a very well known shipping company.

we had quite a conversation, he and i.

i had him telling me about his family and how he was getting his kids into all of that computer nonsense but that he wasnt really that computer literate.

i offered to help him get started with computers.

he liked me.

i asked him can you hold on for a second?

sure, he said.

i was very good at doing a three way call on my cell phones, so i got the president of the company that was shipping said goods to me on the phone and clicked em both on the same call..

there i was in the process of taking a delivery that was c.o.d. cashiers check and i had the president of the company that i was ripping off and the head of security of the shipping company all on three way.

before i was done, i had the president of the company that was shipping me about 15k worth of widgets faxing authorization to the shipping company to simply bypass all of their security procedures and just release the product to me.

i had a private delivery company go in and make the pickup for me and i sat across the street and observed the pickup get made and i had them deliver the packages to a secondary location where i then intercepted the packages.

just another day at the office for me.

but i could almost never get any money out of citibank, their security procedures are second to none.

citibank rocks.

btw, i started this trading run with a starting balance of $19.xx on top of which i added a deposit of $250.00

i played a discretionary trade that made me take a loss, i had a stoploss set.

i just finally figured out these numbers.

of course, i realize that no person is even hearing my words.

the foreign exchange is not really that difficult to play.

i just made a $30.00 profit with about a $-7.00 drawdown.

and now i am short the gbpaud.

it is like money in the bank.

i am short on margin atm, so i am playing soft, but if it kiciks up a bit i will add one or two more 0.01 lot trades..

watch me win, btches.

i am so running on fumes, but i dont care..

anybody care to lend to me a hundred bucks?

i give to you my word that i will return your hundred, including any fees for the transfer, and a profit.

nowadays, i am entirely a reformed criminal.

i dont lie to any person.

i dont even deceive any person.

i dont take so much as a penny from another person without their permission.

i rather like the man in my mirror.

now, what about that hundred bucks?

two hundred would be really nice.

my preference is western union.

zero/.
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btw, everything that i talked about, above, i did my time..

six months one time and eight months on another occasion.

let me tell you that doing time is not very fun at all.

i can talk about it openly.

and, i have a very well grounded respect for law enforcement.

i like em.

now, what about that two hundred bucks?

zero/.

btw, that gbpaud has the potential to back up several several pips but it is coming back down.

i will wait for it to entirely top out before it hit it again.

and i am saying this publicly and that means something.

i fully expect to be in the bahamas shortly.

now, lets rock like i like to rock.

this is probably one of my favorite videos.

my work is very much about a very special physics theory.

i have a very limited formal education, but nevertheless, my winnings are just around the corner.

i finally pieced it together.

it is difficult to tell that the man in this video is the same guy in the above video.

i just simply adore this man's music.

he is a musical genius.

rock on, master marilyn.

for the record, it is my opinion that this project is not a project that is best handled by a single person.

no matter how talented that single person may be, there are responsibilities that must be taken care of in the trading room and there are responsibilites in the area of investor relations and there are accounting issues, etc, etc.. there will definitely be people that handle making sure that we are aligned with any potential legal issues, ie, perhaps when receiving monies from a specific country we will want to be sure that all issues are covered properly.

i can not be in the trading room and handle all of those issues at the same time.

trading is a one man job if you are trading small funds.

my team will probably be a very small, yet powerful group of folks that will form a very happy and profitable and unified group.

i think that we should look forward to living and working in a beautiful castle, nothing too extravagant, yet majestic, and we will have the finest of every thing that this life has to offer.

it is my goal to operate as my own broker with my own connectivity to the banking systems, and yes, we will use metatrader all the way.

my goal is to trade approx 2% profit per month at ultra low risk.

2% per month, when executed properly, is a very powerful number.

will any person lend to me a couple of hundred bucks?

plz?

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this gbpaud is pushing hard into it's upper allowable limits..

dink.

i like to play hard.

my current position/trade could back up into the negative another ten or twenty bucks...

but i will hit it hard when it gets there to that point.

i am sitting on a negative $-5.61 atm.

target profit is probably somewhere in the $30.00-$50.00 ballpark, depending on how many more trades i put on if any.

heck with it, the starbucks is closing in another 45 minutes, i am putting another 0.01 lots on the table.

if i had another nickel in my pocket, i could afford a refill for my coffee.

i will wake up in the morning and will see profit.

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i am so going to enjoy the bahamas.

i can almost feel the sand between my toes.

i did not only study the charts.

i studied intelligence and i studied belief systems, amongst several other issues.

critical stuff, in my opinion.

i realize that you might not understand, but that is okay.

i tend to get simply retarded about the details.

i remember early into this project where i read an article on the front page of the wall street journal and it stated that the majority of billion dollar plus funds lose an average of ten percent per year.

that has to hurt.

anyways, the gbpaud is pushing hard into a very dark corner.

and it is gonna come back out of it.

i am running on fumes, atm, but not for long.

my rv that i am now living in is almost out of fuel.

i am sitting at a starbucks, it will be closing in another hour.

i have one jar of instant coffee in my rv.

i do have about ten bucks of propane left so i will have coffee tonight.

but i dont have enough fuel to be able to trade at all tonight.

have to wait until tomorrow, the library opens just after noon.

i do realize that many think me a fool.

but that is quite alright.

think what you want.

i dont care.

btw, i had a partner early into this project, his name is mark.

i like mark.

even tho he pretty much robbed me of my early work in this project.

the door is still open to you, sir.

the door would be open to you even if you were penniless and were a simple nobody.

but may i suggest that stealing my work in the future will not be an option.

so, i do not expect mark to return.

but i do expect that he is going to severely regret phkng me on this project.

my winnings are going to be simply massive.

i tend to get tunnel vision and when i am headed for an intended target, i only focus on the target.

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selena rocks.

selena is a wonderful singer and a wonderful human being.

she was gunned down and killed by one of her staff while on concert down in texas.

rest in peace, sweet selena.