I don't have any track record, but I don't need any, you'll just have to believe me. Do easy 26% per month.

I'm not going to put in any of my money, but that's ok we'll just use yours. That's why you're here, my personal piggy bank.

But with my hyper ninja fat tail martingale grid I'll make us all rich in the next few seconds. All you need's to do is send me your moneys.

Dissenters be aware I will block you. Victims are welcome to PM me, or even write about the happy experience of your mugging right here.

I await your moneys....

I'll take something like NZD - cause it doesn't move much, so unless another quake hits in a place that's been hit twice in the last 2 years, or full moon hits we'll be just fine.

Someone sends me the money already!

Got bitcoins mate? You can send me some of them and then seeing that you are my nr 1 investor you will be top of my pyramid.

We can make Madoff look like a pick pocket...

Fresh out of bit coins sadly. But hey!, my Grandpa has already coded your system into an EA. he does not like to sell his code but I'm sure if the price was right I could talk him into it. grid + martingale + fat tail for the win we could run it on 20 pairs 1 min time frame and really rack up the pips quick

Must be my system though, can't just be any old system. Has to be able to do the quadruple backflip style martingale or no deal...

Actually, I guess as long as we use anything that consistently fails it be ok. Only really interested in a few quick bucks before the full moon gets me.