EASY 26% p. Month

I don't have any track record, but I don't need any, you'll just have to believe me. Do easy 26% per month.

I'm not going to put in any of my money, but that's ok we'll just use yours. That's why you're here, my personal piggy bank.

But with my hyper ninja fat tail martingale grid I'll make us all rich in the next few seconds. All you need's to do is send me your moneys.

Dissenters be aware I will block you. Victims are welcome to PM me, or even write about the happy experience of your mugging right here.

I await your moneys....

My last systems was great, but after the full moon it started struggling. That's ok, only happens once a month. Rest of the time we make big bucks! The fat tail obviously has nothing to do with it. So all I did to improve this one was martingale'd the fat tail. Now it's probably perfect.

So send me your moneys and next full moon when I'm sitting on the beach with it I'm sure I can up with another way to increase the fat tail.

I'll take something like NZD - cause it doesn't move much, so unless another quake hits in a place that's been hit twice in the last 2 years, or full moon hits we'll be just fine.

Someone sends me the money already!

Oh joy ! Where do i sent the funds. /end sarcasm 😉

Got bitcoins mate? You can send me some of them and then seeing that you are my nr 1 investor you will be top of my pyramid.

We can make Madoff look like a pick pocket...

Naaaa - actually, I want to rip people off honestly. Can't do a pyramid.

Fresh out of bit coins sadly. But hey!, my Grandpa has already coded your system into an EA. he does not like to sell his code but I'm sure if the price was right I could talk him into it. grid + martingale + fat tail for the win we could run it on 20 pairs 1 min time frame and really rack up the pips quick 😝

Tjaarsus? Really ?! How much for my system? I'm very interested!! Styling now...!!

Must be my system though, can't just be any old system. Has to be able to do the quadruple backflip style martingale or no deal...

Actually, I guess as long as we use anything that consistently fails it be ok. Only really interested in a few quick bucks before the full moon gets me.

GREAT thread man.....
keep on good work
LOL

Whuuuuuuu... - You are so lucky the girls are holding me back, otherwise I'd block you so hard that you'd end up in last week.

Dunno why you laughing. This what you doing, no?

No history, no money, fat tail system, no chance, taking down as many people as you can with you.

I'm just a bit more honest about it. Mean why bother trading at all ? Just gimme the money already.

You are my funny hero Pips......
Gave you already enough material to analyze but you are surfin the web for stuff to copy in nobody wanna know...
anyway, must say you are a good writer/copier, keep on mate

See right there is the problem. 'Nobody want to know.' Yet that is key to this game. The fat tail distribution is critical to fx. One of the quotes was from Taleb in which he stated that the distribution is what limits the returns you can do.

Easy 25% per month. With a grid?! You friggen kidding me?!

Now if you weren't fast asleep on your feet, you'd realize he said you can't do 25% per month with kurtosis and survive (more like 30% per annum Einstein - then you might make a year or so), it's not mathematically possible. Hence the Taleb distribution systems, which is what you are trading dumb ass.

Actually they never gave figures. I'm just using the figures I see around to make a rough guess.

Anyways, who cares about that stuff. Nobody want to know it.

Whose interested in long term gains anyway and who really cares if we wipe out after a month or two? We just blame it on a tsunami, go do the first thing that pops into our head, which is martingale the problem, there by exponentially increasing an already unquantifiable risk, and declare ourselves geniuses who can easy do 25% a month and take a few people down with us.

Easy money mate, easy money, new sucker born every minute, right?

hey, sit down, calm down, watch.......................
and remember rule no.1: patience

In all fairness you're not the only one who has this problem. Everyone does. Difference being you're not even aware it is a problem.

Are you daft? Can you not read?

It won't work. It can't. It's not me saying so, it's industry leading mathematicians and statisticians. Mandelbrot, Taleb. Who they anyway?! Just funny old dudes on wikipedia...

ok, time to say good bye mate
have fun 😁

And didn't you block me? Why you following me around now? I'm trying to make money here.

I think I'll go do some more of this now, thank you...