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Sep 15, 2014 at 07:18
John D. Rockefeller wanted to earn $ 100,000. and live to be 100. He earned $ 318 billion and died in age of 97.Not all dreams come true.
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Sep 15, 2014 at 07:17
On the first day of creation, God created light, and Satan made him to spite the darkness.On the second day God created sex, and Satan - marriage.On the third day God created the broker, and Satan thought for a while and created another broker.
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Sep 15, 2014 at 06:50
A banker walked once in the park and noticed a large frog that sat alone by the pond. When the banker passed her, frog suddenly spoke: "Excuse me, but ... aren't you a banker?" Surprised banker was only able to say: "Yes, indeed, I am a banker. Why do you ask? ""Well," - said the frog, - "the fact is that I worked as an analyst and my predictions come true not quite. Therefore, CEO put a curse on me and turned me into a frog. Curse will fall, if I kiss banker. Then I will be able to work again as an analyst and make predictions. "The banker thought f...
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Sep 15, 2014 at 06:49
Velgengni, ArdiFx, Arup Nag, TheFx4You, Peterwoolf, I am really glad that you like my topic. 😳 I will post here as much funny stories and jokes about trading as I can find 😉
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Sep 12, 2014 at 10:19
Two traders are speaking: - You know, I opened the scoring system for trouble-free forex trading. With it you can always win!- It's impossible. Under any system today you win, and tomorrow you lose. - That's it. So I'm only trading day after day
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Sep 12, 2014 at 10:19
Paradise. Long line ... Suddenly angels lead a man. Small, bald, twitching. And lead him directly in the best palace. Here Pope indignantly: "What is going on? why I need to wait? I am a righteous governor of God, and you are leading in front of me in the best apartments some sinners to settle! "The archangel says, " You Popes are almost everywhere but we've met an honest broker for the first time ..."
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Sep 12, 2014 at 10:19
The wife asks her husband: You work as a trader, right? Could you explain to me what are you doing? The husband answered: Well, now imagine - we decided to make some money for breeding rabbits. We bought them with all our money. And at next day flood came and all the rabbits were drowned. And here we sit with you and think: why haven't we bought a fishes???
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Sep 12, 2014 at 10:19
Two traders went on a trip in a balloon and strayed off course. Suddenly, they saw a man at the bottom. - Hey, buddy, tell me, where are we? - You - on a hot air balloon! - Hey, buddy, you're probably a financial analyst? - How did you know? - The typical response of the analyst: absolutely accurate and completely useless! - Ah ... And you probably traders? - And how did you know? - You guys always do not know where you are!
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Sep 12, 2014 at 10:19
I am really glad that you like it! 😄 Promise to post as much as i can😉
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Sep 10, 2014 at 13:41
An old broker dies and calls his three sons. - You - appeals to the older, - inherit my house and live there with your family. - You, - says the average - I leave all my money. - And you, - he continued the conversation with the younger, - the only one of the three sons who inherited my profession. I'll leave you two of my customers, who will feed you for life.
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Sep 10, 2014 at 13:38
While the dealer versed in situation - the situation changed dramatically.
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Sep 10, 2014 at 13:37
The question "How much is 2x2?"was asked to the housewives, mathematic and Financial Advisor. Housewife, without hesitation, answered "4". Mathematician, with a little reflection, said: "4, but for accuracy, I should consult with the theoretical calculations." Fin. Consultant closed office door, drew the curtains, gently sank into a chair, and stared intently at his companion, asked: "And how much would you like to get?"
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Sep 10, 2014 at 13:37
you can also try real one, but cent for example. It's a real but since it's denominated in cents you would not lose to much. If everything works good with the cent account you can open an account of different type with a bigger amount of deposit with the same broker. 😄
is octaforex is scam ?
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Sep 10, 2014 at 12:23
scammers or not but their banners are everywhere.😕
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Sep 10, 2014 at 12:22
Customer asked an analyst:- Tell me, are your predictions always match?- Of course, always, just sometimes dates do not match ...
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Sep 10, 2014 at 12:22
When an analyst says that market expectations are "uncertain", he means that the theory says one thing and real life - the opposite.
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Sep 10, 2014 at 12:22
Two weary traders go home after a busy day.One to another:- Hey, the subway had already closed!- Yes? And at what price?
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Sep 10, 2014 at 12:22
Unemployed broker sells potatoes at the market, always easy to find - he has two prices: to buy and to sale ...
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Sep 10, 2014 at 12:22
Hi guys! I would like to propose you to smile or even laugh for a little bit. 😄 Here is a thread where everyone can post a jokes about trading and Forex, and make our days more funny 😉Let me start 😳First, they asked analysts: "If you're so smart, why are you so poor?"Then: "It turns out you're not so smart. Why are you so rich? "- Please do not close your position by a margin call, I am a former broker. - It is for this reason I will close, I am a former trader.Trader has an interview In the finance company At the interview hr asked: - Why yo...
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Sep 10, 2014 at 11:50
You are very welcome 😄 I am glad I could me useful 😳
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