Need programmer for a rather unusual EA...please contact ASAP

Hi All,
We are looking for a programmer with flexible terms and conditions to program a rather unusual EA. What we are looking for is an EA that is making huge losses. Below are the main points of the EA that we want:
1...EA works with any currency pairs and timeframe;
2...EA is trading most of the time (ideally all the time);
3...EA is always losing and making sizable losses (at least 15-20pips per trade, the more the better).
We are offering a very attractive compensation package for the right programmer. However, please do not contact if you want all the payment upfront because we just cannot pay for something that we haven't seen perform. Thank you.
NOTE: We are also offering an opportunity for the active traders who are making losses on their account. Please contact us for details.

Lol, you plan opposite trading?

I responded to this person, but told them I wouldn't give them account access (to be fair, they didn't ask for it). I haven't heard back .... hmmmmmm ....