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Nov 20, 2014 at 13:48
Apr 09, 2014 부터 멤버
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Obama comes to the bank to cash a check. Cashier he says:
- Identification.
Obama says:
- I have no identity with me, but do you not recognize me?
The cashier replied:
- You must prove that you - President Obama. For example, at our last week was Tiger Woods - so he hit a ball into a small glass of. And last week we had Pele - so he got a soccer ball into the wastebasket across the room.
Obama thought and said:
- I absolutely do not know what to do in such a situation ...
cashier:
- Do you want small or large banknotes?
- Identification.
Obama says:
- I have no identity with me, but do you not recognize me?
The cashier replied:
- You must prove that you - President Obama. For example, at our last week was Tiger Woods - so he hit a ball into a small glass of. And last week we had Pele - so he got a soccer ball into the wastebasket across the room.
Obama thought and said:
- I absolutely do not know what to do in such a situation ...
cashier:
- Do you want small or large banknotes?
Nov 26, 2014 at 09:02
Aug 08, 2014 부터 멤버
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Arup Nag, malkir, Rihan, velgengni, adi_nugraha32, Abrar, 111ForexGuru, ArdiFX you are the most frequent users of this thread. 😄
I appreciate that and hope you enjoy it! I will try to post as frequently as I can 😄
Let's meet 😄 I start:
My name is Maria Voykovich, I am from Poland, Krakow. I am a newbie at Forex, trade for a year. My results are not so good, but I am trying to improve my knowledge and to stay positive - that's why I've started this thread. 😉
I am trading with NAS Broker. In my trading I do not like demo accounts and since I am a newbie, I do not want to invest big amounts, that why I am trading on cent or mini accounts just to improve my knowledges and then to start trading in STP DMA accounts.
Whats about you? Where are you from? Which brokers are trading with? What you like about them and what you don't ? What services you want to have?
And of course what you want to see in this thread? 😳
I appreciate that and hope you enjoy it! I will try to post as frequently as I can 😄
Let's meet 😄 I start:
My name is Maria Voykovich, I am from Poland, Krakow. I am a newbie at Forex, trade for a year. My results are not so good, but I am trying to improve my knowledge and to stay positive - that's why I've started this thread. 😉
I am trading with NAS Broker. In my trading I do not like demo accounts and since I am a newbie, I do not want to invest big amounts, that why I am trading on cent or mini accounts just to improve my knowledges and then to start trading in STP DMA accounts.
Whats about you? Where are you from? Which brokers are trading with? What you like about them and what you don't ? What services you want to have?
And of course what you want to see in this thread? 😳
Nov 26, 2014 at 09:03
Aug 08, 2014 부터 멤버
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malkir posted:
Obama comes to the bank to cash a check. Cashier he says:
- Identification.
Obama says:
- I have no identity with me, but do you not recognize me?
The cashier replied:
- You must prove that you - President Obama. For example, at our last week was Tiger Woods - so he hit a ball into a small glass of. And last week we had Pele - so he got a soccer ball into the wastebasket across the room.
Obama thought and said:
- I absolutely do not know what to do in such a situation ...
cashier:
- Do you want small or large banknotes?
Love it!
Nov 26, 2014 at 10:53
Aug 08, 2014 부터 멤버
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A few jokes about the bankers:
A man visits his bank manager and says, 'How do I start a small business?'
The manager replies, 'Start a large one and wait six months.'
What's the problem with banker jokes?
Bankers don't think they're funny, normal people don't think they're jokes.
If you owe the bank £100, that's your problem.
If you owe the bank £100m, that's the bank's problem.
A man visits his bank manager and says, 'How do I start a small business?'
The manager replies, 'Start a large one and wait six months.'
What's the problem with banker jokes?
Bankers don't think they're funny, normal people don't think they're jokes.
If you owe the bank £100, that's your problem.
If you owe the bank £100m, that's the bank's problem.
Nov 26, 2014 at 14:47
Apr 09, 2014 부터 멤버
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mariav posted:
Arup Nag, malkir, Rihan, velgengni, adi_nugraha32, Abrar, 111ForexGuru, ArdiFX you are the most frequent users of this thread. 😄
I appreciate that and hope you enjoy it! I will try to post as frequently as I can 😄
Let's meet 😄 I start:
My name is Maria Voykovich, I am from Poland, Krakow. I am a newbie at Forex, trade for a year. My results are not so good, but I am trying to improve my knowledge and to stay positive - that's why I've started this thread. 😉
I am trading with NAS Broker. In my trading I do not like demo accounts and since I am a newbie, I do not want to invest big amounts, that why I am trading on cent or mini accounts just to improve my knowledges and then to start trading in STP DMA accounts.
Whats about you? Where are you from? Which brokers are trading with? What you like about them and what you don't ? What services you want to have?
And of course what you want to see in this thread? 😳
I use Forex4you and Alpari RU and Roboforex
Nov 26, 2014 at 14:47
Apr 09, 2014 부터 멤버
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mariav posted:ha ha ha
The wife asks her husband: You work as a trader, right? Could you explain to me what are you doing?
The husband answered: Well, now imagine - we decided to make some money for breeding rabbits.
We bought them with all our money. And at next day flood came and all the rabbits were drowned.
And here we sit with you and think: why haven't we bought a fishes???
Nov 27, 2014 at 08:11
Aug 08, 2014 부터 멤버
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malkir posted:
I use Forex4you and Alpari RU and Roboforex
Hello Makir! Thank you for your feedback 😉 what do you like about these brokers? The thing that you use three brokers in the same time makes me think that you are an experienced trader who likes to diversify his risks 😄
Dec 01, 2014 at 17:45
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Dec 07, 2014 at 02:57
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A woman hears from her doctor that she has only half a year to live. The doctor advises her to marry an economist and to live in South Dakota. The woman asks, 'will this cure my illness'? Answer of the doctor: 'No, but the half year will seem pretty long'.
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