Trading jokes

Trading Forex is a very serious business . There should be no jokes.

tranle447 posted:
Trading Forex is a very serious business . There should be no jokes.

We have another member here from the 95% group......LOL

Obama comes to the bank to cash a check. Cashier he says:
- Identification.
Obama says:
- I have no identity with me, but do you not recognize me?
The cashier replied:
- You must prove that you - President Obama. For example, at our last week was Tiger Woods - so he hit a ball into a small glass of. And last week we had Pele - so he got a soccer ball into the wastebasket across the room.
Obama thought and said:
- I absolutely do not know what to do in such a situation ...
cashier:
- Do you want small or large banknotes?

Son, I sending you $ 100, as you asked.
By the way, one hundred dollars is spelled with two zeros, not three ...

I have a good news - 'Bugatti Veyron' has fallen in price.

My contribution...So true...

RSTrading posted:
My contribution...So true...

Those faces 'after run EA on live account' are much more relaxed than mine, I think.
Mine was like this:



Especially when the EA blew out my account, and the vendor refused my refund request. 😁

Arup Nag, malkir, Rihan, velgengni, adi_nugraha32, Abrar, 111ForexGuru, ArdiFX you are the most frequent users of this thread. 😄
I appreciate that and hope you enjoy it! I will try to post as frequently as I can 😄
Let's meet 😄 I start:
My name is Maria Voykovich, I am from Poland, Krakow. I am a newbie at Forex, trade for a year. My results are not so good, but I am trying to improve my knowledge and to stay positive - that's why I've started this thread. 😉
I am trading with NAS Broker. In my trading I do not like demo accounts and since I am a newbie, I do not want to invest big amounts, that why I am trading on cent or mini accounts just to improve my knowledges and then to start trading in STP DMA accounts.
Whats about you? Where are you from? Which brokers are trading with? What you like about them and what you don't ? What services you want to have?
And of course what you want to see in this thread? 😳

tranle447 posted:
Trading Forex is a very serious business . There should be no jokes.

I have never told that it is not serious but sometimes its good to laugh about serious things 😉

malkir posted:
Obama comes to the bank to cash a check. Cashier he says:
- Identification.
Obama says:
- I have no identity with me, but do you not recognize me?
The cashier replied:
- You must prove that you - President Obama. For example, at our last week was Tiger Woods - so he hit a ball into a small glass of. And last week we had Pele - so he got a soccer ball into the wastebasket across the room.
Obama thought and said:
- I absolutely do not know what to do in such a situation ...
cashier:
- Do you want small or large banknotes?

Love it!

😂

A few jokes about the bankers:


A man visits his bank manager and says, 'How do I start a small business?'
The manager replies, 'Start a large one and wait six months.'

What's the problem with banker jokes?
Bankers don't think they're funny, normal people don't think they're jokes.

If you owe the bank £100, that's your problem.
If you owe the bank £100m, that's the bank's problem.

mariav posted:
Arup Nag, malkir, Rihan, velgengni, adi_nugraha32, Abrar, 111ForexGuru, ArdiFX you are the most frequent users of this thread. 😄
I appreciate that and hope you enjoy it! I will try to post as frequently as I can 😄
Let's meet 😄 I start:
My name is Maria Voykovich, I am from Poland, Krakow. I am a newbie at Forex, trade for a year. My results are not so good, but I am trying to improve my knowledge and to stay positive - that's why I've started this thread. 😉
I am trading with NAS Broker. In my trading I do not like demo accounts and since I am a newbie, I do not want to invest big amounts, that why I am trading on cent or mini accounts just to improve my knowledges and then to start trading in STP DMA accounts.
Whats about you? Where are you from? Which brokers are trading with? What you like about them and what you don't ? What services you want to have?
And of course what you want to see in this thread? 😳

I use Forex4you and Alpari RU and Roboforex

mariav posted:
The wife asks her husband: You work as a trader, right? Could you explain to me what are you doing?
The husband answered: Well, now imagine - we decided to make some money for breeding rabbits.
We bought them with all our money. And at next day flood came and all the rabbits were drowned.
And here we sit with you and think: why haven't we bought a fishes???

ha ha ha

malkir posted:

I use Forex4you and Alpari RU and Roboforex

Hello Makir! Thank you for your feedback 😉 what do you like about these brokers? The thing that you use three brokers in the same time makes me think that you are an experienced trader who likes to diversify his risks 😄

https://imgur.com/WLShwxk

Two gentlemen in the club:

A: When I started to invest with my financial advisor, he said that he has the experience and I have the money.

B: How it ended up?

A: Well...now I have the experience and he has the money.

Interviewer: What is recession?
Candidate: When “Wine and Women” get replaced by “Water and Wife” that critical phase of life is called 'Recession”.