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pumpingmonkey
Jan 02 2014 at 08:09
126 posts
GREETINGS TO MY FRIEND CHIKOT.

THIS TEN YEAR PROJECT IS NOW WRAPPING UP.

I AM SERIOUSLY CONSIDERING OFFERING TO YOU A SPOT ON MY BOARD OF DIRECTORS.

TRY NOT TO PHK IT UP.

TRADES ARE IN PROGRESS.
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pumpingmonkey
Jan 02 2014 at 22:32
126 posts
I VERY MUCH ENJOY TEASING THE SCRIPT BABIES.

THIS IS A SLIGHTLY POOR EXAMPLE OF A FULLY CORNERED PAIR.

HAPPY TRADING.
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UncleSteve
Jan 03 2014 at 13:32
45 posts
If anyone is still reading this thread...

Can anyone tell me what the heck this guy is on about?

I have read his threads at FF and Oanda and so on, but it's like trying to find a usable carrot on a huge pile pf BS.

I'm fairly new and interested in anything that I can learn; can anyone point me to a slightly less ridiculous resource on this topic?

"Press On" has solved and will always solve, the problems of the Human Race
pumpingmonkey
Jan 03 2014 at 19:13
126 posts
i am so glad that UNCLE STEVE reminded me to say a little something about the fine oanda corporation.

the soon to be bankrupt oanda corporation, that is...

their six hundred dollar api, which i have about six months experience using, was riddled with bugs and errors more than five yearss ago, i advised other engineers that their api did not function anywhere near what it should be doing and that oanda was not supporting it and that i FULLY EXPECTED THAT THEY WOULD CONTINUE TO NOT SUPPORT IT AND THAT IT WOULD EVENTUALLY BE PHASED OUT no matter that they have many customers that have invested many years of it to the tune of $7200.00 PER YEAR...

OANDA RECENTLY ANNOUNCED THAT THEY WILL SOON PULL THE PLUG ON THEIR $600.00/MONTH API, leaving their current users of said api holding a paperweight, their softwares will be rendered useless, their entire investment is down the toilet...

AND DONT GIVE ME THAT EXCUSE ABOUT HOW YOU WROTE YOUR CODE TO BE PORTABLE AND THAT IT WONT BE A PROBLEM FOR YOU...

OANDA SCREWED YOU, WITH NO ADVANCE WARNING, THEY LEFT YOU IN THE DARK HOLDING A MYSTERY AIR BAG

OANDA HAS SOME NEW API THING THAT THEY ARE TRYING TO ROLLOUT IN WHAT THEY CALL A SANDBOX MODE..

BULLSHT...

INVESTORS WITH ANY KIND OF LARGE ACCOUNTS WILL NEVER WANT TO HEAR ANY BULLSHT ABOUT SANDBOX ANYTHING.

OANDA IS A BUNCH OF DOUCHEBAGS.

AS I UNDERSTAND IT, THEY HAVE RELEASED A NEW TYPE OF API, EXTREMELY NONSTANDARD(HUGE MISTAKE) AND THAT IT DOES NOT HAVE A DATAFEED FOR SYMBOLS PRICES? HOW EXACTLY DO YOU WRITE API CODE WITHOUT KNOWING THE PRICES OF THE PAIRS?

OANDA MAKES IT KNOWN THAT THEY HIRE KIDS WITH LITTLE EXPERIENCE.

OH MY EFFING GAWD.

CAN YOU TELL ME HOW TO SAY MAJOR BLUNDER IN PIG LATIN?

IT IS OKAY TO HIRE APPRENTICES FOR SOME NEW KICKSTARTER UPSTART, BUT NOT FOR SOME MISSION CRITICAL TYPE OF ENGINEERING JOB, EXPECIALLY WHEN THEY ARE WRITING AND MANAGING CODE THAT ACTS AS A STEWARD OF QUITE PERHAPS MILLIONS OF DOLLARS OF CAPITAL OR MORE.

MAJOR PHK UP ON OANDA'S PART.

DONT BOTHER TO LOOK AT THEIR FORUM... SEVERAL SECTIONS OF IT REMAIN ENTIRELY COMATOSE FOR WEEKS.

I WASTED EVERY NANOSECOND THAT I SPENT USING THAT PIECE OF SHT COMPANY.

I WOUD REALLY LIKE THAT PART OF MY LIFE BACK.

BUT I WILL JUST MARK IT UP TO EXPERIENCE.

SEE YOU AT THE AUCTION.



IF ANY PERSON WOULD LIKE TO TURN ON THEIR THINKING CAPS AND ACTUALLY GET THAT COMPANY TURNED AROUND...


1) RE-ROLLOUT A NEW AND PROPERLY IMPLEMENTED METATRADER...

2) MOVE EXISTING CUSTOMERS TO THE PROPERLY INSTALLED METATRADER SERVERS....

3) ASSIST EXISTING USERBASE TO MIGRATE FROM $600.00/MO API TO METATRADER.

4) TEACH YOUR STAFF TO PROPERLY PRONOUNCE SHT LIKE YES SIR AND YES MAAM AND WE ARE ON IT.


NO LARGE INVESTOR WANTS TO HEAR THAT YOU ARE HAVING PING PONG NIGHT WHILE HIS FIFTY THOUSAND DOLLARS THAT HE HAS MISTAKENLY INVESTED INTO USING YOUR OVERPRICED API IS NOW ON THE FRITZ.

UNCLE STEVE IS BLOCKED.


pumpingmonkey
Jan 03 2014 at 19:17
126 posts
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BACK ON TOPIC, LMFAO...

MY WORK IS SIMPLY BREATHTAKING.

AND I AM GONNA LOOK SO SEXY IN MY FERRARI.

your trading pal,

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https://reddit.com/r/citibank
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pumpingmonkey
Jan 03 2014 at 23:47
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trading is now closed.

trading will resume on sunday at 6pm EST.

note: two small deposits have been made since begin of this thread.

i would like to comment that these two deposits were not made out of desperation.

the account was in a very stable position and i was in no danger of margin calling.

i made the two deposits specifically to increase the account's profit potential.

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SUMMARY OF THIS THREAD'S TRADING
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BEGIN DATE: december 23, 2013
BEGIN BALANCE: 218.51

DEPOSIT: 250.00
DEPOSIT: 250.00

ADJUSTED BALANCE: 718.51

END DATE: january 3,2014
END EQUITY: 780.50

DURATION: two trading weeks.

PROFIT: $62.00

CasholeLTD
Jan 04 2014 at 14:00
24 posts
Wait.. wait.. You said you will look good in your Ferrari with.. $62 profit? Guess those toy cars aren't too expensive..

If you don't have time to trade, let us do it for you!
pumpingmonkey
Jan 04 2014 at 17:52
126 posts
ONE HUGE MISTAKE THAT IS BEING MADE BY THE VARIOUS TRADING FORUMS IS THAT THEY SEEM TO THINK THAT THESE CHILDREN HAVE THE RIGHT TO MUCK UP MY TRADING JOURNAL.

REALLY?

I HAVE COMMENTED ABOUT THIS ISSUE SEVERAL SEVERAL TIMES...

REALITY CHECK, PEOPLE, THIS IS MY TRADING JOURNAL.

THIS IS NOT THE PLACE FOR INFANTILE OPERATIONS SUCH AS CASHOLE TO MAKE CHILDISH JOKES.

THIS IS NOT THE LOCAL COMEDY CLUB.

PERHAPS IN MY THREAD I CAN MAKE JOKES.

BUT I SHOULD NOT BE REQUIRED TO READ UNWANTED BULLSHT FROM OTHER TRADERS IN MY JOURNAL.

MY TRADING IS A VERY SERIOUS OPERATION.

I SHOULD BE ABLE TO DELETE ANY POST IN MY TRADING JOURNAL.

PERIOD.

CASHOLE IS BLOCKED.

trading will continue sunday at 6pm est.

zero/.


pumpingmonkey
Jan 04 2014 at 23:51
126 posts
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note to self...

funds manager candidate:

SHANE SODERLUND
Phone: 949-220-6917
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https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/doc/res/4272608905.html
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pumpingmonkey
Jan 05 2014 at 00:07
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note to self:

(draft letter to mr soderlund)

mr soderlund,

if you can bring to the table some person and his or her ten million dollars, each and every time that this fund turns a simple three percent profit($300k), i propose that we allocate 200k for the investor or investors(as profit) and that 100k be retained by my trading group as fee for said trading services.

out of that 100k, it is my thinking that we should allocate approx 20% of that to the company(for cash reserve) and then the remaining 80%(80k) be divided equally amongst my twelve board members.

i will want for you to personally greet mr michael paton, as i simply bent on the idea that his firm will handle all of our groups legal concerns, exclusively.

https://lennoxpaton.com/people/michael-paton.aspx
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