I don't have any track record, but I don't need any, you'll just have to believe me. Do easy 26% per month.
I'm not going to put in any of my money, but that's ok we'll just use yours. That's why you're here, my personal piggy bank.
But with my hyper ninja fat tail martingale grid I'll make us all rich in the next few seconds. All you need's to do is send me your moneys.
Dissenters be aware I will block you. Victims are welcome to PM me, or even write about the happy experience of your mugging right here.
I await your moneys....