Excellent idea, Matt! The first one you have posted is a real gem.
As the ''owner'' and ''guardian'' of the new thread it will be your ''job'' to keep the ''bijou'' and fake gem sellers away as much as possible.
Of course, you can count on me as your vigilant assistant, but only you'll have the power to keep them out by blocking the violators of the rules. (Unfortunately this thread has been polluted badly as many posters don't read the rules of Post #1 or simply don't care about them.)
Please click "Vouch" if you liked my post. If not, just put me on your Blocked list. :o)