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Trading jokes

keith Mellor (Sceadagenga)
Apr 01 2015 at 07:42
83 posts
A talking dog walks into a job centre

' I need a job' he says to a young lady behind the counter.

'F**k me' she thinks 'A talking dog'

'Can you give me an hour or two and I'll see what I can do'

'Well' says the dog ' I've a bit of shopping to do so I'll pop back later'

The dog returns 3 hours later and the young lady says 'Good News, I've got you a job in the Circus'

'The Circus ?' the dog says ' What the f**k does a circus want with an Investment Banker'
Si eius XCIX% Ius ergo est Nefas - Sileo processus (If its 99% Right then it is Wrong - Restart the process)
Apr 01 2015 at 10:36
297 posts
😀😀😀😀😀 You can never tell which way the train will go by looking at the track. 😁😁

happy first of April guys and gals
Apr 14 2015 at 12:18
14 posts
ahuruglica posted:

ha ha ... nice one buddy
Apr 17 2015 at 13:50
2 posts
ahuruglica posted:

really great man ....
thanks for that..
Apr 18 2015 at 14:28
1117 posts
ahuruglica posted:

Hahahaha, I can actually see that happening.
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