Berlusconi is walking in downtown Rome with his wife Veronica when they stop in front of store.
Belusconi exclaims: ' Veronica, my darling, look here. Pants 20 Euro, Shirts 17 Euros, Leather coats 55 Euros. Take a look! Can you believe that they are talking about inflation and crisis due to the Euro! What inflation? What crisis?
Veronica: 'My dear, this is not a clothing store, this is a dry cleaner!'
A woman hears from her doctor that she only has 6 months to live. The doctor advises her to marry an economist. The woman asks, “Will this make me live longer?” The doctor answers, “No. But it will seem longer”.
a. it will go up up up b. it will go down down down c. it will go up then down down d. it will go down then up up e. it will go down then up then down then up then down... f. it will go up then down then up then down then up...
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First, they asked analysts: 'If you're so smart, why are you so poor?' Then: 'It turns out you're not so smart. Why are you so rich? '
- Please do not close your position by a margin call, I am a former broker. - It is for this reason I will close, I am a former trader.
Trader has an interview In the finance company At the interview hr asked: - Why you were fired from your previous job? - For the health reasons. - Are you sick? - My boss was sick, but I'm not. Every time he saw the results of my work, he felt bad. Some of us had to go.
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