Trading jokes

Sep 10, 2014 at 12:22
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124 Replies
Mitglied seit Apr 09, 2014   834 Posts
Dec 07, 2014 at 23:54
Two gentlemen in the club:

A: Trading made me a millionaire.
B: Wow, your trades where that profitable?
A: Nah, I was a billionaire before I started...
Mitglied seit Oct 12, 2014   2 Posts
Dec 08, 2014 at 07:52
Mitglied seit Oct 05, 2014   15 Posts
Dec 10, 2014 at 07:39
I made 100% in 4 days....well actually no I didn't its a joke :)
“Never stop dreaming, never stop believing, never give up, never stop trying, and never stop learning.”
Mitglied seit Oct 28, 2010   92 Posts
Dec 10, 2014 at 10:07 (bearbeitet Dec 10, 2014 at 10:08)
to joke or not to joke is the question.
Anyway, the answer will come soon... 😎




Anhänge:

On entend l'arbre qui tombe mais pas la forêt qui pousse...
Mitglied seit Apr 09, 2014   834 Posts
Dec 14, 2014 at 23:41
Berlusconi is walking in downtown Rome with his wife Veronica when they stop in front of store.

Belusconi exclaims: ' Veronica, my darling, look here. Pants 20 Euro, Shirts 17 Euros, Leather coats 55 Euros. Take a look! Can you believe that they are talking about inflation and crisis due to the Euro! What inflation? What crisis?

Veronica: 'My dear, this is not a clothing store, this is a dry cleaner!'
Mitglied seit Apr 14, 2014   230 Posts
Dec 21, 2014 at 23:13
A woman hears from her doctor that she only has 6 months to live. The doctor advises her to marry an economist. The woman asks, “Will this make me live longer?” The doctor answers, “No. But it will seem longer”.
Mitglied seit Nov 20, 2014   12 Posts
Dec 22, 2014 at 15:18
hahaha guys you are the best! made my day! 😁😁😁
Mitglied seit Apr 14, 2014   230 Posts
Jan 10, 2015 at 00:29
my prediction:-

a. it will go up up up
b. it will go down down down
c. it will go up then down down
d. it will go down then up up
e. it will go down then up then down then up then down...
f. it will go up then down then up then down then up...
Mitglied seit Jan 29, 2015   12 Posts
Feb 06, 2015 at 20:25
Management student kisses a girl.
Girl: Whats this?
Boy: Its called DIRECT MARKETING.
(Girl slaps the boy)
Boy: What is this?
Girl: This is CUSTOMER FEED BACK.
Mitglied seit Feb 11, 2015   25 Posts
Feb 12, 2015 at 22:44
mariav posted:
Hi guys! I would like to propose you to smile or even laugh for a little bit. 😄 Here is a thread where everyone can post a jokes about trading and Forex, and make our days more funny 😉
Let me start 😳

First, they asked analysts: 'If you're so smart, why are you so poor?'
Then: 'It turns out you're not so smart. Why are you so rich? '

- Please do not close your position by a margin call, I am a former broker.
- It is for this reason I will close, I am a former trader.

Trader has an interview In the finance company
At the interview hr asked:
- Why you were fired from your previous job?
- For the health reasons.
- Are you sick?
- My boss was sick, but I'm not. Every time he saw the results of my work, he felt bad. Some of us had to go.

Thank you very much for this thread. Good way to unwind after a long working day!
Mitglied seit Feb 11, 2015   25 Posts
Feb 14, 2015 at 11:07
mariav posted:
Two weary traders go home after a busy day.
One to another:
- Hey, the subway had already closed!
- Yes? And at what price?

Addicted too much,huh?
Mitglied seit Feb 11, 2015   25 Posts
Feb 14, 2015 at 11:07
csc2009 posted:
Two gentlemen in the club:

A: Trading made me a millionaire.
B: Wow, your trades where that profitable?
A: Nah, I was a billionaire before I started...

Very sad. But it doesn't always lead to losses....
Mitglied seit Feb 11, 2015   25 Posts
Feb 14, 2015 at 11:07
AlphaTek posted:
Some not bad ones here https://www.tradingmemes.com/meme/tag/forex/

These here cracked me up. Thanks.
Mitglied seit Feb 11, 2015   25 Posts
Feb 15, 2015 at 09:52
ahuruglica posted:



Workaholics. Everything in life becomes work.
Mitglied seit Aug 08, 2014   115 Posts
Mar 20, 2015 at 12:24
Hi guys! Thank you for keeping this feed alive since I was too busy at work😄
I've became a Partner of one brokerage company, they gave me pretty good conditions for online work.
I do not want this to be presented as advertisement so if someone is interested in collaboration with NOT scam broker, please let me know by texting. i will be really glad to give you more information! 😉
Mitglied seit Aug 08, 2014   115 Posts
Mar 20, 2015 at 12:24



Anhänge:

Mitglied seit Aug 08, 2014   115 Posts
Mar 20, 2015 at 13:56



Anhänge:

Mitglied seit Aug 08, 2014   115 Posts
Mar 20, 2015 at 13:56



Anhänge:

Mitglied seit Feb 16, 2015   8 Posts
Mar 24, 2015 at 21:48
Generally, trading is an exciting and pleasant experience. With the right antidepressants...😂
Mitglied seit Dec 10, 2014   107 Posts
Mar 31, 2015 at 13:00
Thanks, guys, this thread made me laugh)
Let's make a profit)))
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