Trading jokes
Medlem sedan Apr 09, 2014
834 inlägg
Dec 07, 2014 at 23:54
Two gentlemen in the club:
A: Trading made me a millionaire.
B: Wow, your trades where that profitable?
A: Nah, I was a billionaire before I started...
A: Trading made me a millionaire.
B: Wow, your trades where that profitable?
A: Nah, I was a billionaire before I started...
Dec 08, 2014 at 07:52
Some not bad ones here https://www.tradingmemes.com/meme/tag/forex/
Medlem sedan Apr 09, 2014
834 inlägg
Dec 14, 2014 at 23:41
Berlusconi is walking in downtown Rome with his wife Veronica when they stop in front of store.
Belusconi exclaims: ' Veronica, my darling, look here. Pants 20 Euro, Shirts 17 Euros, Leather coats 55 Euros. Take a look! Can you believe that they are talking about inflation and crisis due to the Euro! What inflation? What crisis?
Veronica: 'My dear, this is not a clothing store, this is a dry cleaner!'
Belusconi exclaims: ' Veronica, my darling, look here. Pants 20 Euro, Shirts 17 Euros, Leather coats 55 Euros. Take a look! Can you believe that they are talking about inflation and crisis due to the Euro! What inflation? What crisis?
Veronica: 'My dear, this is not a clothing store, this is a dry cleaner!'
Medlem sedan Apr 14, 2014
230 inlägg
Dec 21, 2014 at 23:13
A woman hears from her doctor that she only has 6 months to live. The doctor advises her to marry an economist. The woman asks, “Will this make me live longer?” The doctor answers, “No. But it will seem longer”.
Medlem sedan Apr 14, 2014
230 inlägg
Jan 10, 2015 at 00:29
my prediction:-
a. it will go up up up
b. it will go down down down
c. it will go up then down down
d. it will go down then up up
e. it will go down then up then down then up then down...
f. it will go up then down then up then down then up...
a. it will go up up up
b. it will go down down down
c. it will go up then down down
d. it will go down then up up
e. it will go down then up then down then up then down...
f. it will go up then down then up then down then up...
Feb 12, 2015 at 22:44
mariav posted:
Hi guys! I would like to propose you to smile or even laugh for a little bit. 😄 Here is a thread where everyone can post a jokes about trading and Forex, and make our days more funny 😉
Let me start 😳
First, they asked analysts: 'If you're so smart, why are you so poor?'
Then: 'It turns out you're not so smart. Why are you so rich? '
- Please do not close your position by a margin call, I am a former broker.
- It is for this reason I will close, I am a former trader.
Trader has an interview In the finance company
At the interview hr asked:
- Why you were fired from your previous job?
- For the health reasons.
- Are you sick?
- My boss was sick, but I'm not. Every time he saw the results of my work, he felt bad. Some of us had to go.
Thank you very much for this thread. Good way to unwind after a long working day!
Feb 14, 2015 at 11:07
AlphaTek posted:
Some not bad ones here https://www.tradingmemes.com/meme/tag/forex/
These here cracked me up. Thanks.
Medlem sedan Aug 08, 2014
115 inlägg
Mar 20, 2015 at 12:24
Hi guys! Thank you for keeping this feed alive since I was too busy at work😄
I've became a Partner of one brokerage company, they gave me pretty good conditions for online work.
I do not want this to be presented as advertisement so if someone is interested in collaboration with NOT scam broker, please let me know by texting. i will be really glad to give you more information! 😉
I've became a Partner of one brokerage company, they gave me pretty good conditions for online work.
I do not want this to be presented as advertisement so if someone is interested in collaboration with NOT scam broker, please let me know by texting. i will be really glad to give you more information! 😉
Medlem sedan Aug 08, 2014
115 inlägg
Mar 20, 2015 at 12:24
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Medlem sedan Aug 08, 2014
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Mar 20, 2015 at 13:56
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Medlem sedan Aug 08, 2014
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Medlem sedan Dec 10, 2014
107 inlägg
Mar 31, 2015 at 13:00
Thanks, guys, this thread made me laugh)
Let's make a profit)))
