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csc2009

Členom od Apr 09, 2014 834 príspevkov

Dec 07, 2014 at 23:54

Členom od Apr 09, 2014 834 príspevkov

Two gentlemen in the club:

A: Trading made me a millionaire.
B: Wow, your trades where that profitable?
A: Nah, I was a billionaire before I started...

AlphaTek

Členom od Oct 12, 2014 2 príspevkov

Dec 08, 2014 at 07:52

Členom od Oct 12, 2014 2 príspevkov

Some not bad ones here https://www.tradingmemes.com/meme/tag/forex/

PowerPips

Členom od Oct 05, 2014 15 príspevkov

Dec 10, 2014 at 07:39

Členom od Oct 05, 2014 15 príspevkov

I made 100% in 4 days....well actually no I didn't its a joke :)

“Never stop dreaming, never stop believing, never give up, never stop trying, and never stop learning.”

Furax

Členom od Oct 28, 2010 92 príspevkov

Dec 10, 2014 at 10:07 (upravené Dec 10, 2014 at 10:08)

Členom od Oct 28, 2010 92 príspevkov

to joke or not to joke is the question.
Anyway, the answer will come soon... 😎

Prílohy:

On entend l'arbre qui tombe mais pas la forêt qui pousse...

csc2009

Členom od Apr 09, 2014 834 príspevkov

Dec 14, 2014 at 23:41

Členom od Apr 09, 2014 834 príspevkov

Berlusconi is walking in downtown Rome with his wife Veronica when they stop in front of store.

Belusconi exclaims: ' Veronica, my darling, look here. Pants 20 Euro, Shirts 17 Euros, Leather coats 55 Euros. Take a look! Can you believe that they are talking about inflation and crisis due to the Euro! What inflation? What crisis?

Veronica: 'My dear, this is not a clothing store, this is a dry cleaner!'

peeterwoolf

Členom od Apr 14, 2014 230 príspevkov

Dec 21, 2014 at 23:13

Členom od Apr 14, 2014 230 príspevkov

A woman hears from her doctor that she only has 6 months to live. The doctor advises her to marry an economist. The woman asks, “Will this make me live longer?” The doctor answers, “No. But it will seem longer”.

ysam1991

Členom od Nov 20, 2014 12 príspevkov

Dec 22, 2014 at 15:18

Členom od Nov 20, 2014 12 príspevkov

hahaha guys you are the best! made my day! 😁😁😁

peeterwoolf

Členom od Apr 14, 2014 230 príspevkov

Jan 10, 2015 at 00:29

Členom od Apr 14, 2014 230 príspevkov

my prediction:-

a. it will go up up up
b. it will go down down down
c. it will go up then down down
d. it will go down then up up
e. it will go down then up then down then up then down...
f. it will go up then down then up then down then up...

fx_book

Členom od Jan 29, 2015 12 príspevkov

Feb 06, 2015 at 20:25

Členom od Jan 29, 2015 12 príspevkov

Management student kisses a girl.
Girl: Whats this?
Boy: Its called DIRECT MARKETING.
(Girl slaps the boy)
Boy: What is this?
Girl: This is CUSTOMER FEED BACK.

dty12

Členom od Feb 11, 2015 25 príspevkov

Feb 12, 2015 at 22:44

Členom od Feb 11, 2015 25 príspevkov

mariav posted:
Hi guys! I would like to propose you to smile or even laugh for a little bit. 😄 Here is a thread where everyone can post a jokes about trading and Forex, and make our days more funny 😉
Let me start 😳

First, they asked analysts: 'If you're so smart, why are you so poor?'
Then: 'It turns out you're not so smart. Why are you so rich? '

- Please do not close your position by a margin call, I am a former broker.
- It is for this reason I will close, I am a former trader.

Trader has an interview In the finance company
At the interview hr asked:
- Why you were fired from your previous job?
- For the health reasons.
- Are you sick?
- My boss was sick, but I'm not. Every time he saw the results of my work, he felt bad. Some of us had to go.

Thank you very much for this thread. Good way to unwind after a long working day!

dty12

Členom od Feb 11, 2015 25 príspevkov

Feb 14, 2015 at 11:07

Členom od Feb 11, 2015 25 príspevkov

mariav posted:
Two weary traders go home after a busy day.
One to another:
- Hey, the subway had already closed!
- Yes? And at what price?

Addicted too much,huh?

dty12

Členom od Feb 11, 2015 25 príspevkov

Feb 14, 2015 at 11:07

Členom od Feb 11, 2015 25 príspevkov

csc2009 posted:
Two gentlemen in the club:

A: Trading made me a millionaire.
B: Wow, your trades where that profitable?
A: Nah, I was a billionaire before I started...

Very sad. But it doesn't always lead to losses....

dty12

Členom od Feb 11, 2015 25 príspevkov

Feb 14, 2015 at 11:07

Členom od Feb 11, 2015 25 príspevkov

AlphaTek posted:
Some not bad ones here https://www.tradingmemes.com/meme/tag/forex/

These here cracked me up. Thanks.

dty12

Členom od Feb 11, 2015 25 príspevkov

Feb 15, 2015 at 09:52

Členom od Feb 11, 2015 25 príspevkov

ahuruglica posted:

Workaholics. Everything in life becomes work.

mariav

Členom od Aug 08, 2014 115 príspevkov

Mar 20, 2015 at 12:24

Členom od Aug 08, 2014 115 príspevkov

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