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Trading jokes
Участник с Apr 09, 2014
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Dec 07, 2014 at 23:54
Two gentlemen in the club:
A: Trading made me a millionaire.
B: Wow, your trades where that profitable?
A: Nah, I was a billionaire before I started...
A: Trading made me a millionaire.
B: Wow, your trades where that profitable?
A: Nah, I was a billionaire before I started...
Участник с Oct 12, 2014
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Dec 08, 2014 at 07:52
Some not bad ones here http://www.tradingmemes.com/meme/tag/forex/
Участник с Oct 05, 2014
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Dec 10, 2014 at 07:39
I made 100% in 4 days....well actually no I didn't its a joke :)
“Never stop dreaming, never stop believing, never give up, never stop trying, and never stop learning.”
Участник с Oct 28, 2010
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Dec 10, 2014 at 10:07
(отредактировано Dec 10, 2014 at 10:08)
to joke or not to joke is the question.
Anyway, the answer will come soon... 😎
Anyway, the answer will come soon... 😎
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On entend l'arbre qui tombe mais pas la forêt qui pousse...
Участник с Apr 09, 2014
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Dec 14, 2014 at 23:41
Berlusconi is walking in downtown Rome with his wife Veronica when they stop in front of store.
Belusconi exclaims: " Veronica, my darling, look here. Pants 20 Euro, Shirts 17 Euros, Leather coats 55 Euros. Take a look! Can you believe that they are talking about inflation and crisis due to the Euro! What inflation? What crisis?
Veronica: "My dear, this is not a clothing store, this is a dry cleaner!"
Belusconi exclaims: " Veronica, my darling, look here. Pants 20 Euro, Shirts 17 Euros, Leather coats 55 Euros. Take a look! Can you believe that they are talking about inflation and crisis due to the Euro! What inflation? What crisis?
Veronica: "My dear, this is not a clothing store, this is a dry cleaner!"
Участник с Apr 14, 2014
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Dec 21, 2014 at 23:13
A woman hears from her doctor that she only has 6 months to live. The doctor advises her to marry an economist. The woman asks, “Will this make me live longer?” The doctor answers, “No. But it will seem longer”.
Участник с Nov 20, 2014
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Dec 22, 2014 at 15:18
hahaha guys you are the best! made my day! 😁😁😁
Участник с Apr 14, 2014
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Jan 10, 2015 at 00:29
my prediction:-
a. it will go up up up
b. it will go down down down
c. it will go up then down down
d. it will go down then up up
e. it will go down then up then down then up then down...
f. it will go up then down then up then down then up...
a. it will go up up up
b. it will go down down down
c. it will go up then down down
d. it will go down then up up
e. it will go down then up then down then up then down...
f. it will go up then down then up then down then up...
Участник с Jan 29, 2015
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Feb 06, 2015 at 20:25
Management student kisses a girl.
Girl: Whats this?
Boy: Its called DIRECT MARKETING.
(Girl slaps the boy)
Boy: What is this?
Girl: This is CUSTOMER FEED BACK.
Girl: Whats this?
Boy: Its called DIRECT MARKETING.
(Girl slaps the boy)
Boy: What is this?
Girl: This is CUSTOMER FEED BACK.
Участник с Feb 11, 2015
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Feb 12, 2015 at 22:44
mariav posted:
Hi guys! I would like to propose you to smile or even laugh for a little bit. 😄 Here is a thread where everyone can post a jokes about trading and Forex, and make our days more funny 😉
Let me start 😳
First, they asked analysts: "If you're so smart, why are you so poor?"
Then: "It turns out you're not so smart. Why are you so rich? "
- Please do not close your position by a margin call, I am a former broker.
- It is for this reason I will close, I am a former trader.
Trader has an interview In the finance company
At the interview hr asked:
- Why you were fired from your previous job?
- For the health reasons.
- Are you sick?
- My boss was sick, but I'm not. Every time he saw the results of my work, he felt bad. Some of us had to go.
Thank you very much for this thread. Good way to unwind after a long working day!
Участник с Feb 11, 2015
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Feb 14, 2015 at 11:07
mariav posted:
Two weary traders go home after a busy day.
One to another:
- Hey, the subway had already closed!
- Yes? And at what price?
Addicted too much,huh?
Участник с Feb 11, 2015
25 комментариев
Feb 14, 2015 at 11:07
csc2009 posted:
Two gentlemen in the club:
A: Trading made me a millionaire.
B: Wow, your trades where that profitable?
A: Nah, I was a billionaire before I started...
Very sad. But it doesn't always lead to losses....
Участник с Feb 11, 2015
25 комментариев
Feb 14, 2015 at 11:07
AlphaTek posted:
Some not bad ones here http://www.tradingmemes.com/meme/tag/forex/
These here cracked me up. Thanks.
Участник с Feb 11, 2015
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Feb 15, 2015 at 09:52
ahuruglica posted:
Workaholics. Everything in life becomes work.
Участник с Aug 08, 2014
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Mar 20, 2015 at 12:24
Hi guys! Thank you for keeping this feed alive since I was too busy at work😄
I've became a Partner of one brokerage company, they gave me pretty good conditions for online work.
I do not want this to be presented as advertisement so if someone is interested in collaboration with NOT scam broker, please let me know by texting. i will be really glad to give you more information! 😉
I've became a Partner of one brokerage company, they gave me pretty good conditions for online work.
I do not want this to be presented as advertisement so if someone is interested in collaboration with NOT scam broker, please let me know by texting. i will be really glad to give you more information! 😉
Участник с Aug 08, 2014
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Mar 20, 2015 at 12:24
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Участник с Feb 16, 2015
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Mar 24, 2015 at 21:48
Generally, trading is an exciting and pleasant experience. With the right antidepressants...😂
Участник с Dec 10, 2014
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Mar 31, 2015 at 13:00
Thanks, guys, this thread made me laugh)
Let's make a profit)))
