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csc2009
Dec 07 2014 at 23:54
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Two gentlemen in the club:

A: Trading made me a millionaire.
B: Wow, your trades where that profitable?
A: Nah, I was a billionaire before I started...

PowerPips
Dec 10 2014 at 07:39
15 комментариев
I made 100% in 4 days....well actually no I didn't its a joke :)

“Never stop dreaming, never stop believing, never give up, never stop trying, and never stop learning.”
Furax
Dec 10 2014 at 10:07
92 комментариев
to joke or not to joke is the question.
Anyway, the answer will come soon... 😎




Приложения:


On entend l'arbre qui tombe mais pas la forêt qui pousse...
csc2009
Dec 14 2014 at 23:41
834 комментариев
Berlusconi is walking in downtown Rome with his wife Veronica when they stop in front of store.

Belusconi exclaims: ' Veronica, my darling, look here. Pants 20 Euro, Shirts 17 Euros, Leather coats 55 Euros. Take a look! Can you believe that they are talking about inflation and crisis due to the Euro! What inflation? What crisis?

Veronica: 'My dear, this is not a clothing store, this is a dry cleaner!'

peeterwoolf
Dec 21 2014 at 23:13
230 комментариев
A woman hears from her doctor that she only has 6 months to live. The doctor advises her to marry an economist. The woman asks, “Will this make me live longer?” The doctor answers, “No. But it will seem longer”.

ysam1991
Dec 22 2014 at 15:18
12 комментариев
hahaha guys you are the best! made my day! 😁😁😁

peeterwoolf
Jan 10 2015 at 00:29
230 комментариев
my prediction:-

a. it will go up up up
b. it will go down down down
c. it will go up then down down
d. it will go down then up up
e. it will go down then up then down then up then down...
f. it will go up then down then up then down then up...

fx_book
Feb 06 2015 at 20:25
12 комментариев
Management student kisses a girl.
Girl: Whats this?
Boy: Its called DIRECT MARKETING.
(Girl slaps the boy)
Boy: What is this?
Girl: This is CUSTOMER FEED BACK.

dty12
Feb 12 2015 at 22:44
25 комментариев
mariav posted:
Hi guys! I would like to propose you to smile or even laugh for a little bit. 😄 Here is a thread where everyone can post a jokes about trading and Forex, and make our days more funny 😉
Let me start 😳

First, they asked analysts: 'If you're so smart, why are you so poor?'
Then: 'It turns out you're not so smart. Why are you so rich? '

- Please do not close your position by a margin call, I am a former broker.
- It is for this reason I will close, I am a former trader.

Trader has an interview In the finance company
At the interview hr asked:
- Why you were fired from your previous job?
- For the health reasons.
- Are you sick?
- My boss was sick, but I'm not. Every time he saw the results of my work, he felt bad. Some of us had to go.


Thank you very much for this thread. Good way to unwind after a long working day!

dty12
Feb 14 2015 at 11:07
25 комментариев
mariav posted:
Two weary traders go home after a busy day.
One to another:
- Hey, the subway had already closed!
- Yes? And at what price?


Addicted too much,huh?

dty12
Feb 14 2015 at 11:07
25 комментариев
csc2009 posted:
Two gentlemen in the club:

A: Trading made me a millionaire.
B: Wow, your trades where that profitable?
A: Nah, I was a billionaire before I started...


Very sad. But it doesn't always lead to losses....

dty12
Feb 14 2015 at 11:07
25 комментариев
AlphaTek posted:
Some not bad ones here https://www.tradingmemes.com/meme/tag/forex/


These here cracked me up. Thanks.

dty12
Feb 15 2015 at 09:52
25 комментариев
ahuruglica posted:




Workaholics. Everything in life becomes work.

mariav
Mar 20 2015 at 12:24
115 комментариев
Hi guys! Thank you for keeping this feed alive since I was too busy at work😄
I've became a Partner of one brokerage company, they gave me pretty good conditions for online work.
I do not want this to be presented as advertisement so if someone is interested in collaboration with NOT scam broker, please let me know by texting. i will be really glad to give you more information! 😉

mariav
Mar 20 2015 at 12:24
115 комментариев
mariav
Mar 20 2015 at 13:56
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mariav
Mar 20 2015 at 13:56
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Ben (GodTrade)
Mar 24 2015 at 21:48
8 комментариев
Generally, trading is an exciting and pleasant experience. With the right antidepressants...😂

Alexey (VlasovTrend)
Mar 31 2015 at 13:00
107 комментариев
Thanks, guys, this thread made me laugh)

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