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Hi guys! Thank you for keeping this feed alive since I was too busy at work
I've became a Partner of one brokerage company, they gave me pretty good conditions for online work.
I do not want this to be presented as advertisement so if someone is interested in collaboration with NOT scam broker, please let me know by texting. i will be really glad to give you more information!
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A few jokes about the bankers:
A man visits his bank manager and says, "How do I start a small business?"
The manager replies, "Start a large one and wait six months."
What's the problem with banker jokes?
Bankers don't think they're funny, normal people don't think they're jokes.
If you owe the bank £100, that's your problem.
If you owe the bank £100m, that's the bank's problem.
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[quote]malkir posted:
Obama comes to the bank to cash a check. Cashier he says:
- Identification.
Obama says:
- I have no identity with me, but do you not recognize me?
The cashier replied:
- You must prove that you - President Obama. For example, at our last week was Tiger Woods - so he hit a ball into a small glass of. And last week we had Pele - so he got a soccer ball into the wastebasket across the room.
Obama thought and said:
- I absolutely do not know what to do in such a situation ...
cashier:
- Do you want small or large banknotes?[/quote]
Love it!
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