A long time ago, a visitor from out of town came to a tour in Manhattan. At the end of the tour they took him to the financial district. When they arrived to Battery Park the guide showed him some nice yachts anchoring there, and said, 'Here are the yachts of our bankers and stockbrokers.' 'And where are the yachts of the investors?' asked the naive visitor.
Einstein dies and goes to heaven only to be informed that his room is not yet ready. 'I hope you will not mind waiting in a dormitory. We are very sorry, but it's the best we can do and you will have to share the room with others' he is told by the doorman. Einstein says that this is no problem at all and that there is no need to make such a great fuss. So the doorman leads him to the dorm. They enter and Albert is introduced to all of the present inhabitants. 'See, Here is your first room mate. He has an IQ of 180!' 'Why that's wonderful!' Says Albert. 'We can discuss mathematics!' 'And here is your second room mate. His IQ is 150!' 'Why that's wonderful!' Says Albert. 'We can discuss physics!' 'And here is your third room mate. His IQ is 100!' 'That Wonderful! We can discuss the latest plays at the theater!' Just then another man moves out to capture Albert's hand and shake it. 'I'm your last room mate and I'm sorry, but my IQ is only 80.' Albert smiles back at him and says, 'So, where do you think interest rates are headed?'
A man was sent to Hell for his sins. As he was being processed, he passed a room where an economist he knew was having an intimate conversation with a beautiful woman. 'What a crummy deal!' the man complained. 'I have to burn for all eternity and that economist spends it with that gorgeous woman.' An escorting demon jabs the man with his pitchfork and shouts, 'Who are you to question that woman's punishment?'
A young boy went up to his father and asked him, 'Dad, what is the difference between 'potentially' and 'realistically'?'
The father thought for a moment, then answered, 'Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars, and then, ask your brother if he'd sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Come back and tell me what you learn from that.'
So the boy went to his mother and asked, 'Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?'
The mother replied, 'Of course, I would! We could really use that money to fix up the house and send you kids to a great university!'
The boy then went to his sister and asked, 'Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?'
The girl replied, 'Oh, good heavens! I LOVE Brad Pitt and I would sleep with him in a heartbeat. Are you nuts?'
The boy then went to his brother and asked, 'Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?'
'Of course,' the brother replied. 'Do you know how much a million bucks would buy?'
The boy pondered the answers for a few days and then went back to his dad.
His father asked him, 'Did you find out the difference between 'potentially' and 'realistically'?'
The boy replied, 'Yes, 'Potentially', you and I are sitting on three million dollars, but 'realistically', we're living with two hookers and a future congressman.'
A woman returns to her car after shopping and is furious to find the side of her car is smashed in. On the windshield is a note. Relieved she picks it up and reads what it says: 'As I’m writing this a bunch of people are watching me. They think I’m writing down my name, number and insurance information. But I’m not.'
ПРЕДУПРЕЖДЕНИЕ О ВЫСОКОМ УРОВНЕ РИСКА: торговля иностранной валютой связана с высоким уровнем риска, который может подходить не для всех инвесторов.
Кредитное плечо создает дополнительный риск и вероятность убытков. Прежде чем принять решение о торговле иностранной валютой, тщательно проанализируйте свои инвестиционные цели, уровень опыта и толерантность к риску.
Вы можете потерять часть или все свои первоначальные инвестиции. Не вкладывайте деньги, которые вы не можете позволить себе потерять. Ознакомьтесь с рисками, связанными с торговлей иностранной валютой, и обратитесь за советом к независимому финансовому или налоговому консультанту, если у вас возникнут вопросы.
Любые данные и информация предоставляются 'как есть' исключительно в информационных целях и не предназначены для торговых целей или консультаций.
Прошлые показатели не являются признаком будущих результатов.