A talking dog goes into a jobs agency and says 'Have you get any jobs'. The young advisor is gobsmacked but soon recovers when the dog says 'I will come back in an hour after I 've done my shopping'. The dog goes off and returns an hour later and the jobs advisor says 'Great news, I've got you a job in the travelling circus.' 'A circus ?' says the dog 'What does a circus want with an international forex fund manager ?'