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Clash

Biedrs kopš Nov 19, 2011  40 ieraksti Frank (Clash) Mar 15 2012 at 23:26
The market may be bad, but I slept like a baby last night. I woke up every hour and cried.
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The market is weird. Every time one guy sells, another one buys, and they both think they're smart.
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The real measure of your wealth is how much you'd be worth if you lost all your money.
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An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn't happen today.
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If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster. (c) Clint Eastwood
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What's considered enough money? Just a little bit more. (c) Will Rogers
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If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars. (c) J. Paul Getty


This was funny as well,


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A smart man only believes half of what he hears, a wise man knows which half. -- Jeff Cooper
Clash

Biedrs kopš Nov 19, 2011  40 ieraksti Frank (Clash) Mar 22 2012 at 00:25 (labots Mar 22 2012 at 00:27 )
crap. I dont know how to post pictures...

A smart man only believes half of what he hears, a wise man knows which half. -- Jeff Cooper
AlHati

Biedrs kopš Sep 02, 2010  1 ieraksti AlHati (AlHati) Mar 22 2012 at 16:10

horse1bun

Biedrs kopš Jul 23, 2010  70 ieraksti Del (horse1bun) Mar 22 2012 at 19:52 (labots Mar 22 2012 at 19:54 )
hahaha I tried to buy silver from kitco once... My bank refused the transaction, they claim they tried to call me, yea right...

go with the flow; just be on the right end of the wave
Clash

Biedrs kopš Nov 19, 2011  40 ieraksti Frank (Clash) Mar 23 2012 at 16:13


A smart man only believes half of what he hears, a wise man knows which half. -- Jeff Cooper
Clash

Biedrs kopš Nov 19, 2011  40 ieraksti Frank (Clash) Mar 29 2012 at 22:36

A smart man only believes half of what he hears, a wise man knows which half. -- Jeff Cooper
Clash

Biedrs kopš Nov 19, 2011  40 ieraksti Frank (Clash) May 03 2012 at 20:02
FrenchCapitalism
You have 2 cows. You go on strike, organize a riot and block the roads because you want 3 cows.

JapaneseCapitalism
You have 2 cows. You redesign them so they are 1/10 the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create a clever cow cartoon image called ‘Cowkimon’ and market it worldwide.

GermanCapitalism
You have 2 cows. You re-engineer them so they live for 100 years, eat once a month and milk themselves.

ItalianCapitalism
You have 2 cows, but you don’t know where they are. You decide to have lunch.

RussianCapitalism
You have 2 cows. You count them and learn that you have 5 cows. You count again and learn you have 42 cows. You count again and learn you have 2 cows. You open another bottle of vodka.

SwissCapitalism
You have 5000 cows. None of them belong to you. You charge the owners for storing them.

ChineseCapitalism
You have 2 cows. You have 300 people milking them. You claim that you have full employment and high bovine productivity. You arrest the newsman who reports otherwise.

IndianCaptialism
You have 2 cows. You worship them.

BritishCapitalism
You have 2 cows. Both are mad.

IraqiCapitalism
Everyone thinks you have many cows. You tell them you have none but they don’t believe you and bomb the @#$%&! out of your country. You still have no cows but at least you are part of a democracy.

NewZealand Capitalism
You have 2 cows. The one on the left is looking pretty sexy..

AustralianCapitalism
You have 2 cows. Business seems good. You close the office and go for a few celebratory beers.

AmericanCapitalism
You have 2 cows. The Republicans say they are adequate but how can we make them more productive without incurring additional expense. The Democrats say the cows are tainted and we need more regulation, no profit incentive and another whole herd to give milk to the underprivileged and the swarms of illegals crossing our borders. Government statistics say we have 5 cows but a revision is forthcoming.


A smart man only believes half of what he hears, a wise man knows which half. -- Jeff Cooper
Clash

Biedrs kopš Nov 19, 2011  40 ieraksti Frank (Clash) May 03 2012 at 20:07
Socialism
You have 2 cows. You give one to your neighbor.

Communism
You have 2 cows. The State takes both and gives you some milk.

Fascism
You have 2 cows. The State takes both and sells you some milk.

Nazism
You have 2 cows. The State takes both and shoots you.

Bureucratism
You have 2 cows. The State takes both, shoots one, milks the other and then throws the milk away

TraditionalCapitalism
You have 2 cows. You sell one and buy a bull. Your herd multiplies and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income.

AmericanCapitalism
You have 2 cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. Later, you hire a consultant to analyze why the cow has dropped dead.

EnronVenture Capitalism
You have 2 cows. You sell three of them to your publicly listed company using letters of credit opened by your brother-in-law at the bank, then execute a debt/equity swap with an associated general offer so that you get all four cows back, with tax exemption for five cows. The milk rights of the six cows are transferred via an intermediary to a Cayman Island Company secretly owned by the majority shareholder who sells the rights to all seven cows back to your listed company. The annual report says the company owns eight cows, with an option on one more. You sell one cow to buy a new president of the United States, leaving you with nine cows. No balance sheet provided with the release. The public then buys your bull.

AndersenModel Capitalism
You have 2 cows. You shred them

A smart man only believes half of what he hears, a wise man knows which half. -- Jeff Cooper
TradeCopier2012

Biedrs kopš Feb 24, 2012  77 ieraksti TradeCopier2012 May 04 2012 at 03:19
ROFL - best forex jokes I ever read, thanks man

AS23

Biedrs kopš Jun 19, 2011  7 ieraksti Maciek (AS23) May 04 2012 at 07:36
love it LOL

what one man can do another can do
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