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the trillion dollar fund project.

Jul 21 2011 at 21:04
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Jul 21 2011 at 21:31
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ok, let's not all act so serious serious all of the time.

let's dance.

Jul 21 2011 at 21:47
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i do not do this because i enjoy trading, omg no.

trading is nothing more than a stepping stone, for sure..

i will fly like an eagle on my next project.

we will create life forms.

i am not exactly sure what the equation is that i will solve, but it goes something like this:


anyways, the young lady in this video is just simply wonderful..


Jul 22 2011 at 07:43
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who the hecck wanats to talak to some dumb bunnyy thats got a brrokeen keeybobarrd?

i suurre dont.

he muust be somee kind off a llame brrain.

talking abouut castles and sports cars and highg pricced hookerss and such thhings.

hee is obviousllly an idiot.

Jul 22 2011 at 07:54
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all positions closed.

Jul 23 2011 at 22:42
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scored another keyboard.

an old ps2 model.

twenty two hours and fifteen minutes until go time.

Jul 24 2011 at 02:50
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when i go into the foxhole, i do not like to come up for air until i have an armload of foxes..

that is right.

i had a partner, in the beginning of this project, he stole every thing that i made.

he, and another gentleman, were fairly high level executives from which has since sold out to

i could have taken a job at taratech, and i am now so very glad that i did not do that.

i turned down work with that outfit because i did not want anything to distract me from this project.

what a waste of time that would have been.

i only want one thing, i want it all.

in the beginning, my friend mark told me that the problem was that he/they had never been able to find anybody that could solve this problem...

really, i asked him...

really, he insisted.


nope, nobody..

so, off to work i went...

a few months later i produced my first workable system and i placed that on his desk, he had proposed that we approach this business as partners...

my end of the deal was that i would produce the code and that he would handle the front office issues and then we would do a 50/50 split.

after my first trading system was running for only a few weeks, mark announced to me that he had arranged for us to play what he referred to as unlimited funds.

unlimited? what do you mean by unlimited, i asked him..

oh, dont worry yourself over such things, he told me..

we have all of that under control, he told me, as tho i were his hired help or something..

he is lucky that i did not simply stomp his sht right then and there.

i did not tho, i simply told him that i needed to know what kind of money we were talking about..

he refused to tell me.

some kind of partnership, i thought..

he suggested that i might just modify the code so that it works with any amount of capital...

he stole that work from me.

he told me that we needed to make this move right now, we can make 1500% with this, he insisted.

no, we need to take a few months and let me polish on the code, i said..

he was hearing none of that..

he has a very short sighted kind of vision.

his horizons are not very broad, lol..

my horizons are quite complex.

i will be opening up a new position shortly after gold starts trading tomorrow afternoon, sometime around 4pm in california..

trading of currency on my terminal begins at 2pm pacific time, but gold does not begin ticking until sometimes 4pm.

this is going to be glorious.

this is going to be wonderful.

just watch.

i will buy bugattis like most of you buy bubblegum.

it is going to be insane.

i have invited a friend over.

she is ten kinds of wonderful.

anyways, i am absolutely a world class technologist.

socially, however, i can be something of a buffoon.

my work is coming along so well.

my live account, tho i am trading small funds, has seen slightly in excess of a 100% gain over the previous seven weeks.

my demo account that i just opened about four days ago turned slightly more than a 200% gain.

the new way that i found to look at these numbers is purely clever.

it is entirely possible that i will become the richest man of all time... ever..

the money is going to be absolutely crazy.

but, it is not the money that i am after.

it is my next project that i am focusing on.

biological technology.


we will create new life forms.

i will first want to take time to study plain water.

i will want to understand water, intimately.

i will want the finest in laboratory supplies.

i will want the world's top scientists to serve as my lab assistants.

trading begins in 19 hours.

current balance: 2297

all trades are now closed.

Jul 24 2011 at 17:06
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I am very excited about your results. Is there any chance you would accept some trading funds from me ? I could send $1000 US to start. I have watched you for years. You never give up or take prisoners. It is all or nothing. You are indeed an amazing man. Please keep me informed of your progress. My favorite color for the Bugatti will be Burgandy. What would my staring salary be ? I am loyal and have great management skills. I also am an excellent currency trader. I am an expert in the field of trading Gold. Jim Sinclair is my mentor. I wish you the best in your endeavour.

Sir Goodman
Jul 24 2011 at 17:33
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SirGoodman posted:

I am very excited about your results. Is there any chance you would accept some trading funds from me ? I could send $1000 US to start. I have watched you for years. You never give up or take prisoners. It is all or nothing. You are indeed an amazing man. Please keep me informed of your progress. My favorite color for the Bugatti will be Burgandy. What would my staring salary be ? I am loyal and have great management skills. I also am an excellent currency trader. I am an expert in the field of trading Gold. Jim Sinclair is my mentor. I wish you the best in your endeavour.

Sir Goodman

mr goodman is now blocked.

trading begins in four hours.

kindest of regards,


Jul 24 2011 at 18:55
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i may wait another several days before entering my next position.

the charts start ticking in two hours.

hang on.


Jul 24 2011 at 19:32
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i am thinking that it might be fun to meet with sir richard and then just sit around and think about the new buzzword.

the new buzzword is star fleet.

see what i am saying?

let's just think about it.

have some coffee, plz..

maybe we will listen to some music while we think about it..

maybe some b52's or perhaps some mozart..

the most important issue will be that we will want to figure out what a perfect world situation might be.

how large will it be?

omg, huge, of course..

imagine a yacht that is literally miles and miles in length.

like that.

and then we will begin transporting materials into orbit.

large amounts of steel, in pieces..

just get it up there.

i may want to study biotech while i am out there, way out there..

as if i am not already way out there..

thoughts become things, this is the core of the secret.

btw, men that come to me talking nonsense about how they are good traders and that they have 1k for me will get tossed out the nearest window so fast that your phkng head will spin. just a heads up.

don't you recognize me?

i am the beast.


Jul 24 2011 at 21:38
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she drives me mad...

she is as nice as nice can be, when she wants to be..

but, omg, she has got that mean btch act down solid..

and when she wants to, she could blink and send a herd of pitbulls running for cover, no doubt about that..

i like it.

so very nice.

my next position is coming into place now.

i may not enter it for a few days.

these new numbers rock.

i am going to literally commandeer entire banking systems.

i will become the backbone of this world's currency systems.

we will alter the ratio at which currencies are exchanged between opposing economies.

this trading group will be recognized as a trading mafia.

we will set the standards.

others will measure their successes according to that which we do.

it is going to be simply grandness on a universal scale.

i really must work on expanding my horizons, lol..

i will enjoy sitting up and watching some late night noisebox with her.

maybe we will watch that zany craig ferguson.

i wonder what she enjoys watching...

i will find out and that is what we will watch.

she is gorgeousness of the exponential flavor.

and when she told me to go and phk myself, omg, my breath stopped.

she says all of the right things.


Jul 24 2011 at 22:19
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it looks like the next position will be a mix of ______ and ______..

it is falling into place now.

anyways, just so that you can follow along, that is what i am saying..

try to sit up in your chair and at least act like you are not in some kind of a coma.

wankers bore me to death.

omg, just get out.

just go.

be gone, like yesterday.

i hate wankers.


Jul 24 2011 at 23:10
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i think that we should start thinking about forming some kind of an alliance with mr birdman.

and that li'l wayne, he is just simply off the chain.


Jul 25 2011 at 00:02
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i studied many different things during this project.

notice that focus is a very important issue for me.

the ability to focus is critical..

notice that i write about some fairly large things..

and then notice that no person engages me.

not surprising to me at all..

i will be getting my nice little nokia netbook out of the repair shop sometime this week.

i completely destroyed the screen, i went to sleep and woke up with my knee pressed into the screen.

now i can only see pink and purple rainbows on my sweet little netbook.

i cried, omg, did i ever.

that thing runs for approx six hours with the screen open, ten hours with the lid closed.

the battery was really the selling issue for me, not to mention the nice 2048x720 or something resolution..

the nice man that is fixing it for me is also replacing my keyboard at no cost to me.

bad news, sir, i will pay you for the keyboard.

of course, i will.

i spilled a few drops of coffee on the keyboard only days after i bought it.

i remember there was some chic trying to get my attention back at that time...

i am nice christian girl, she told me..

are you trying to make points with me, sister, cuz you are falling way behind...

we are perfect for each other, she told me...

hardly, i thought..

when i spilled the coffee on my netbook, she suggested that i return it to and that i should just tell em that i didnt like it and that i should ask for my money back.


those people at bestbuy went thru all of the trouble to open that store and hire people to work for them and they did a very nice job when they sold me that netbook...

it would be like a slap in the face for me to take it back to them, i wont do it.

i walk with a very strong sense of ethics and character.

i treat people like they probably want to be treated.

i cheat no person out of any thing.


one time, i was around a bunch of small thinkers, they had all seen me cruising the internet on my nice little netbook, they knew that it was an exceptionally nice computer...

so, i walked into the middle of em all and i asked if anybody would be interested to trade me a single cigarette for my netbook.

how many rams does it have, they asked me..

can i play games on it, omg?

people do not know how to think for themselves, this is my point.

just a heads up, any working computer, especially a nice netbook, is worth a fifty cent cigarette.

nobody stepped forward with a cigarette.

i was amazed.

this situation is very similar to how no person engages me here and now.

i will perhaps enjoy taking her to a nice and sexy victoria's secret show.


Jul 25 2011 at 01:44
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it is just me in here.

all by my lonesome.

i am the hottest pimp on this block and here i sit all alone.

without a friend in the entire world.

how glorious.


my position is opening up, as expected.

i will be entering before too much longer.

no need to wait.

ok, now let us rock like there aint no tomorrow.

somebody better bust up with some weed, and pronto.


Jul 25 2011 at 02:44
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position opened, very small, at first.

in the beginning, just sorta walk up and digitally slap the btch...

just tap those charts gently.

and then smile at her like nothing happened.

and she will think that that was it...

is that all you've got, she asks...

yeah, thats it.

i aint got no game, you btch.

i am easy.

just try me.

i will twist you up.

it is called cornering the market.

balance: 2297
free margin: 2238

good morning,


Jul 25 2011 at 03:25
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she is so awesomely delishious.

we might go for a walk on the third street promenade.

like to stop for some breakfast, i might ask her..

and then we will finish off the morning by taking up a cessna for a flight around los angeles..

wanna take it upside down? oh my, now we are doing something..

and then, if she is up for it, we will go down to mexico and have some drinks..

if she likes, i will make sure that she is pampered by some gorgeous chicas..

if that is her thing..

i will make sure that they are simply sparkling gorgeous..

again, if she likes that kind of thing..

it would be all for her, not for me..

i will ask my friends if we can go into the back room for drinks, they will surely accomodate us..

and then we will go out for some late night dancing, i love that colombian rock..

it is gonna rock.

just a warning... you do not wanna piss her off.. omg..

good morning,

zero the miniscule net mouse/.

Jul 25 2011 at 16:54
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You trade from a netbook Zero? Man ! My respect for you is increasing by the day. i have 4 22 inch monitors and planing to add 2 more. And i still can't trade properly 😁
Jul 25 2011 at 17:10
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i ccould tradde on a tweeelve incch amber or orange text monitor, if i wwaanted to.

computer hardwwarae does not make the tradeer proffitablbe.

wouldd yo believe tat i wrrite ccocdee ith tis pkd up kybd?

i do.

eveerybbodoy talks about how only the big banks are th only oness that hav thee moneey to write all of this really ccool trading codee.

i dontn have that kind of mmoney, but i did have the timme.

seveen long yeeears sworrth of it.

i am gonna bee so phkd up rich.

btw, mr ooracclee, yyo may have passseed up thee opportunity of a lifeetime by not ccallingn dan.

ffor ssrssly.

a little bit of ressearch and a phone call.

that was all that it was.

buut no, yyou couldnt bringg yourself to do that.

goodd morrrning..


balaance: 2297
ffrree margin: 2062
prrofit; -5.20

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