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mariav
Sep 10 2014 at 12:22
115 inlägg
Hi guys! I would like to propose you to smile or even laugh for a little bit. 😄 Here is a thread where everyone can post a jokes about trading and Forex, and make our days more funny 😉
Let me start 😳

First, they asked analysts: 'If you're so smart, why are you so poor?'
Then: 'It turns out you're not so smart. Why are you so rich? '

- Please do not close your position by a margin call, I am a former broker.
- It is for this reason I will close, I am a former trader.

Trader has an interview In the finance company
At the interview hr asked:
- Why you were fired from your previous job?
- For the health reasons.
- Are you sick?
- My boss was sick, but I'm not. Every time he saw the results of my work, he felt bad. Some of us had to go.

mariav
Sep 10 2014 at 12:22
115 inlägg
Unemployed broker sells potatoes at the market, always easy to find - he has two prices: to buy and to sale ...


mariav
Sep 10 2014 at 12:22
115 inlägg
Two weary traders go home after a busy day.
One to another:
- Hey, the subway had already closed!
- Yes? And at what price?

mariav
Sep 10 2014 at 12:22
115 inlägg
When an analyst says that market expectations are 'uncertain', he means that the theory says one thing and real life - the opposite.

mariav
Sep 10 2014 at 12:22
115 inlägg
Customer asked an analyst:
- Tell me, are your predictions always match?
- Of course, always, just sometimes dates do not match ...

mariav
Sep 10 2014 at 13:37
115 inlägg
The question 'How much is 2x2?'was asked to the housewives, mathematic and Financial Advisor.
Housewife, without hesitation, answered '4'.
Mathematician, with a little reflection, said: '4, but for accuracy, I should consult with the theoretical calculations.'
Fin. Consultant closed office door, drew the curtains, gently sank into a chair, and stared intently at his companion, asked: 'And how much would you like to get?'

mariav
Sep 10 2014 at 13:38
115 inlägg
While the dealer versed in situation - the situation changed dramatically.

mariav
Sep 10 2014 at 13:41
115 inlägg
An old broker dies and calls his three sons.
- You - appeals to the older, - inherit my house and live there with your family.
- You, - says the average - I leave all my money.
- And you, - he continued the conversation with the younger, - the only one of the three sons who inherited my profession. I'll leave you two of my customers, who will feed you for life.

velgengni
Sep 10 2014 at 14:34
20 inlägg
mariav posted:
 An old broker dies and calls his three sons.
- You - appeals to the older, - inherit my house and live there with your family.
- You, - says the average - I leave all my money.
- And you, - he continued the conversation with the younger, - the only one of the three sons who inherited my profession. I'll leave you two of my customers, who will feed you for life.


Awesome! Haha!

ArdiFX (ahuruglica)
Sep 10 2014 at 15:40
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