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mariav

Członek od Aug 08, 2014  115 postów mariav Sep 10 2014 at 12:22
Hi guys! I would like to propose you to smile or even laugh for a little bit. smiley Here is a thread where everyone can post a jokes about trading and Forex, and make our days more funny wink
Let me start red

First, they asked analysts: 'If you're so smart, why are you so poor?'
Then: 'It turns out you're not so smart. Why are you so rich? '

- Please do not close your position by a margin call, I am a former broker.
- It is for this reason I will close, I am a former trader.

Trader has an interview In the finance company
At the interview hr asked:
- Why you were fired from your previous job?
- For the health reasons.
- Are you sick?
- My boss was sick, but I'm not. Every time he saw the results of my work, he felt bad. Some of us had to go.

mariav

Członek od Aug 08, 2014  115 postów mariav Sep 10 2014 at 12:22
Unemployed broker sells potatoes at the market, always easy to find - he has two prices: to buy and to sale ...


mariav

Członek od Aug 08, 2014  115 postów mariav Sep 10 2014 at 12:22
Two weary traders go home after a busy day.
One to another:
- Hey, the subway had already closed!
- Yes? And at what price?

mariav

Członek od Aug 08, 2014  115 postów mariav Sep 10 2014 at 12:22
When an analyst says that market expectations are 'uncertain', he means that the theory says one thing and real life - the opposite.

mariav

Członek od Aug 08, 2014  115 postów mariav Sep 10 2014 at 12:22
Customer asked an analyst:
- Tell me, are your predictions always match?
- Of course, always, just sometimes dates do not match ...

mariav

Członek od Aug 08, 2014  115 postów mariav Sep 10 2014 at 13:37
The question 'How much is 2x2?'was asked to the housewives, mathematic and Financial Advisor.
Housewife, without hesitation, answered '4'.
Mathematician, with a little reflection, said: '4, but for accuracy, I should consult with the theoretical calculations.'
Fin. Consultant closed office door, drew the curtains, gently sank into a chair, and stared intently at his companion, asked: 'And how much would you like to get?'

mariav

Członek od Aug 08, 2014  115 postów mariav Sep 10 2014 at 13:38
While the dealer versed in situation - the situation changed dramatically.

mariav

Członek od Aug 08, 2014  115 postów mariav Sep 10 2014 at 13:41
An old broker dies and calls his three sons.
- You - appeals to the older, - inherit my house and live there with your family.
- You, - says the average - I leave all my money.
- And you, - he continued the conversation with the younger, - the only one of the three sons who inherited my profession. I'll leave you two of my customers, who will feed you for life.

velgengni

Członek od Aug 11, 2014  20 postów velgengni Sep 10 2014 at 14:34
mariav posted:
 An old broker dies and calls his three sons.
- You - appeals to the older, - inherit my house and live there with your family.
- You, - says the average - I leave all my money.
- And you, - he continued the conversation with the younger, - the only one of the three sons who inherited my profession. I'll leave you two of my customers, who will feed you for life.


Awesome! Haha!

ahuruglica

Członek od Jun 28, 2013  852 postów ArdiFX (ahuruglica) Sep 10 2014 at 15:40



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